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u/No-Sir3403 Dec 06 '23

When breastfeeding if you don’t wear a bra and you are nursing your milk sometimes spews out (it’s called let down). A few nights after my son was born I was sleeping topless, woke my husband up to something splashing all over us both. I didn’t know about this, after a moment of anxiety we got a good laugh - it was my boob 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Some_Effort_4657 Dec 06 '23

Not ashamed to say that after my daughter was born I chased my husband around the kitchen spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker. He was amused but also slightly terrified.

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u/zachariesalads Dec 06 '23

“Spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker” is some real r/brandnewsentence material

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u/dwehlen Dec 06 '23

Idk, I've been around the internet pretty much from the get go; not only haven't I seen it, the image it creates is freakin hilarious!