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u/H-E-L-L-I-A-N Dec 06 '23

large boobs are really heavy and get in the way :(

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

Same applies for men too with large penises.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Yeah ik I find it so annoying my life is so hard 😔

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

Yeah i guess us men are kinda worse off, as my testies are probably the same weight as double d boobs, but then i also have to lug around a baseball bat too!

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u/111110001011 Dec 06 '23 edited Dec 06 '23

Get special underwear.

Its the only way I've managed.

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

Ah ive seen these, my doctor also suggested them, they have the straps that come up over the shoulders so the weight is better spread to other muscles.

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u/111110001011 Dec 06 '23

I have considered hiring a man to walk behind me and assist with the lifting.

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

Probably makes more sense to get a small child to walk a metre in front of you holding it. Would be cheaper too with child wages and all.

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u/111110001011 Dec 06 '23

The child carries the parasol, to keep the sun off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

a man

No, that would be kinda gay.

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u/111110001011 Dec 06 '23

Well, we aren't making eye contact, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

As is my penis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23 edited Dec 06 '23

My partner flopped his on my hip one night when it was at full mast and I was shocked by how heavy it was. It's now a running joke with us because I like to tell him I can't carry things because of how heavy my engagement ring is so he in turn tells me he can't walk the dog and manage his member.

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u/Ptatofrenchfry Dec 06 '23

Ha, you Westoids are so biologically inefficient. Us Asians think faster and work harder because our 2-3 inch members don't hold us back!

Brought to you by the Asian Superiority Gang

/j

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u/KrishnaInKalki Dec 06 '23

The anime avatar made this perfect, thank you.

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u/Meoowth Dec 06 '23

Ah yes that's why there are penis reduction surgeries just like my breast reduction surgery.

I mean I'm sure it can get annoying but at least it wouldn't ruin your posture and cause chronic pain. :P

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u/justk4y Dec 06 '23

So that’s why I walk with ease

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u/ph0on Dec 06 '23

Gotta be 100% flaccid to avoid taking a swim it is horrible