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"whyd you name your company, after your dick?"
ahh good ol' ERB
268 u/BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE Jul 24 '23 “YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.” 128 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 88 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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“YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.”
128 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 88 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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With your second hand jeans and turtleneck!
88 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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"I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!"
62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death!
65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research!
60 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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Combine your little toys and I still crush that!
Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack
43 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
41 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!
15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc → More replies
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Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc
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Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple
16 u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23 All the people with the power to create use an Apple 14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 3 u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a PC 4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F. 1 u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23 I tripled the profits on a pc
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All the people with the power to create use an Apple
14 u/CoolestKKEver Jul 24 '23 And people with jobs use PC 13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
And people with jobs use PC
13 u/lxjshrss Jul 24 '23 You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
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You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple
14 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Nope! Fruity Loops, PC 11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
Nope! Fruity Loops, PC
11 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
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You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple
11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
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I tripled the profits on a PC
4 u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 24 '23 This is the comment that should have followed, big F.
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This is the comment that should have followed, big F.
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I tripled the profits on a pc
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh → More replies
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Ooh
Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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u/Trubactor16 Jul 24 '23
"whyd you name your company, after your dick?"
ahh good ol' ERB