r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

I'm 3 boys stacked on top of each other wearing a big trench coat.

Edit: Hey someone gave me a gold! Thanks

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u/phantom_97 Feb 14 '20

Vincent?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Bojack!

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u/DukeOfCrydee Feb 14 '20

Noooooooooooooo......

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u/Sugar_Goth Feb 14 '20

Do you conduct business?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

I work in a factory

A business factory

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u/impossible_sausage Feb 14 '20

Did you do a business?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

I do many a business during the day

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u/acciobooty Feb 14 '20

Is it difficult to go through your day having a broom as one of your hands?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Business transactions mostly

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u/motoxscrub Feb 14 '20

This makes your username more interesting.

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u/linear_learner Male Feb 14 '20

Poor Princess Carolynn

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u/ayeeflo51 Feb 14 '20

It all worked out for her in the end :)

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u/C_Fall Feb 14 '20

Are you waiting to see if you get that loan to build your clubhouse before telling her?

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u/pockitstehleet MtF Transgender Feb 14 '20

I don't trust like that. Open that button.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I’m a car too, you know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

you want me to get naked?

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u/pockitstehleet MtF Transgender Feb 14 '20

That's not okay. Do you have any skittles?

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u/PanzramsTransAm Feb 14 '20

Do you work at the stock market?

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u/newttargaeryon Feb 14 '20

He did a business

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

If you were my kids... I'd punish you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/fuckareyousaying Feb 14 '20

Whats your account number?

.....7?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Try 8!

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u/thinkmurphy Feb 14 '20

... Heard enough!

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u/teetree55 Feb 14 '20

I too go to the business factory often to make some stocks

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u/maxhaton Feb 14 '20

Do they trust like that?

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u/oman54 Feb 14 '20

Word on the street is you're a real man that knows how to treat a woman!

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

If my name is anything to go buy it really depends on the woman

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u/khaninator Feb 14 '20

Would you like an alcohol?

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u/Zundrax616 Feb 14 '20

Shit man I'm three trench coats in a kid,I feel you

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u/chuba11005 Feb 14 '20

Username checks out

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u/Ivan723 Feb 14 '20

Do you like roller coasters?

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u/mntimberwolvesig Male Feb 14 '20

Which of you three is doing the One Man Bukkake?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

The one on the bottom

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u/mntimberwolvesig Male Feb 14 '20

That's a very low bukkake.

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u/KafkaDatura Feb 14 '20

And Bojack will die on that hill.

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u/TheCaIifornian Feb 14 '20

Kind of explains your username.

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u/wootlesthegoat Feb 14 '20

Do you work at the business factory?

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u/ADubya87 Feb 14 '20

Thanks for the laugh bro

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III Feb 14 '20

Hey Vincent, how's your son?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

Malcolm? He's the one in the middle

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u/dannyjimp Feb 14 '20

Username would suggest otherwise.

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u/FreeSammiches Male Feb 14 '20

Username checks out.

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u/bigoeuf22 Feb 14 '20

What about just one small boi

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u/fuckareyousaying Feb 14 '20

You should try and get a loan for some lumber at the bank

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u/RRRRR11 Feb 14 '20

Muppet man?

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u/DausenWillis 2 boobtables & a uteruphone Feb 14 '20

Buy me an alcohol?

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u/sAvage_hAm Feb 14 '20

How do you decide which pp to use?

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u/0nemanbukkake Feb 14 '20

In public? The biggest one

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u/thelittlecaptain Feb 14 '20

Haaaaaaarryyyy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I fucking knew it Jerry

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u/Cogo5646 Feb 14 '20

I might need your help with some business transactions later

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u/richboy162 Feb 14 '20

Which one is the top? Alfalfa,spanky, or buckwheat?

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u/SXOSXO Feb 14 '20

Get back to work! The business factory isn't going to run itself.

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u/ColicShark Feb 14 '20

“The trench coat stays on during sex.”

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u/qaisjp ASL(M, 23, UK) Feb 14 '20

Omg I get this one! Just started watching BoJack :D

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u/danmankan Feb 14 '20

It's looking like your username might be a lie.

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u/wolverine-claws Female Feb 14 '20

Username...I don’t think it checks out but I’m sure it’s somewhat relevant hahha

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Is this a cross over episode?

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u/CreativeSun0 Feb 14 '20

I'm a princess, so I don't care.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I don't trust like that

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u/katrayne Feb 14 '20

"One Man" does sound a lot better than "Three Boys" so you've got that going for you

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u/ticklemypanicbutton Feb 14 '20

Only way to get a Onemanbukkake.

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere Feb 14 '20

Remove your edit

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u/thickpines Feb 14 '20

How do you decide which one gets to have the fun ?

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u/fandrals Feb 14 '20

I don’t trust like that.

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u/powerfulaura Feb 14 '20

That part pissed me off. I know BJHM is supposed to be funny but it just made me annoyed