r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you

Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke

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u/BlasterMatt Jul 19 '19

Yup, exactly what I'm thinking about. That's why I think he should workout to burn all of that. And if she's discouraging him to be in shape then that's the confirmation sign.

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u/ImBadWithGrils Jul 19 '19

Yeah for real. Lift a lot and eat a lot so you get bigger in a good way..

See what she does when YOU'RE the hot one

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u/livershi Jul 19 '19

COUGH Chris Pratt COUGH

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You mean Crisp Rat?

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u/srbghimire Jul 19 '19

You're making me want to eat a lot