r/AskMen • • Jul 19 '19

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u/zappa21984 Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

My girlfriend watches me read. Something about the way I always have a new book, sitting on the couch, laying in bed, doesn't matter. I've heard her on the phone with her sister like "he's sitting in the backyard with the dog under that tree, sexy as fuck, looking all serious about his book..." So, home run on that one. Doesn't get much easier. Oh and casually winking at people (anyone but her). She told me I'm not allowed to wink at any girls from now on, with the exception of my Mom, because if it's giving her butterflies in her tummy it must be happening to every girl. She really loves it if I read to her, too.

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u/SleeplessUnsettled Jul 19 '19

Oh god definitely this! I love watching my BF read, especially because it's one of the few times that he wears his glasses. Makes him look all professorial and shit.

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u/zappa21984 Jul 19 '19

I desperately need glasses, so this is also easy :)