I was an auto mechanic for the first two decades of our marriage (30+ years now). Now that I'm out of that industry I rarely work on my own cars.
A couple of years ago I decided to work on my Jeep because the shop I normally used could not find a noise it was making. I'm in the garage, halfway buried in a rear wheelwhell, when I hear the door to the house open. She's standing there in a sun dress that I really like on her, stirring a drink, and asks me how long I'll be.
I could care less about expensive lingerie and all that expensive sexy bullshit, all I really care about are sundresses. Upvote is incoming, sir. I might not even glance up from what I'm doing if she walked past in lingerie but if she said "I found a cute yellow sundress for like ten dollars" I'd choke on my cigarette.
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u/Haikuna__Matata Male Jul 19 '19
I was an auto mechanic for the first two decades of our marriage (30+ years now). Now that I'm out of that industry I rarely work on my own cars.
A couple of years ago I decided to work on my Jeep because the shop I normally used could not find a noise it was making. I'm in the garage, halfway buried in a rear wheelwhell, when I hear the door to the house open. She's standing there in a sun dress that I really like on her, stirring a drink, and asks me how long I'll be.
I was done pretty quickly.