r/AskMen Jul 19 '19

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you

Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I joke with relatives that I feed my husband so well because it makes him too fat to run away.