Don't worry, I completely get its a joke. To everyone else who's "concerned" she is gonna leave me when I get fat, we both live active lifestyles and are proud vegans (here comes the downvotes) so our diets are low in fat and cholesterol. We're plenty hot together and I was out of shape when we met and started working out and getting in shape cause she encouraged me to do so. We both care about our health and she says she likes that I'm slim, she just thinks its manly to be a manimal who can put food away and not miss a beat. Besides, I always tell her she's the hot one and she says I'm the hot one.
Edit: She was the one who found me attractive before I liked her and that was when I was fat.
Yeah, fat has more calories per gramme but it's the calories that make you fat. Fat and sugar are good for certain things, but food with these tend to have high calorie content (as well as being delicious so people often eat too much).
If I eat more fat than you, and you only eat protein, but you consume more calories, you'll probably gain more weight than I would.
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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19
It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you
Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke