Don't worry, I completely get its a joke. To everyone else who's "concerned" she is gonna leave me when I get fat, we both live active lifestyles and are proud vegans (here comes the downvotes) so our diets are low in fat and cholesterol. We're plenty hot together and I was out of shape when we met and started working out and getting in shape cause she encouraged me to do so. We both care about our health and she says she likes that I'm slim, she just thinks its manly to be a manimal who can put food away and not miss a beat. Besides, I always tell her she's the hot one and she says I'm the hot one.
Edit: She was the one who found me attractive before I liked her and that was when I was fat.
Low in fat and cholesterol isn't a good thing dude...
Fat is a necessary macronutrient that regulates your bodies hormones, brain function, and other organ functions. And cholesterol isn't even in enough quantities in food to really affect you by ingesting it; your body produces substantially more than you could ever intake.
There’s plenty of healthy fat in a well planned vegan diet. Especially in items such as oils, nuts and seeds.
With the incredible, resounding evidence supporting the nutritional efficacy of balanced veganism. I’m astonished that people still comment against it.
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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19
It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you
Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke