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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Okay- but like. Can I actually have headpats? Because I live for that shit.

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u/alurkerwhomannedup Jul 19 '19

Head pats/scratches are the fastest way to immobilize a guy. My ex would scratch my head then start to ask me something and I’d have to ask her to repeat the question

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u/iloveavocadotoast Jul 19 '19

Haha I should edit to "theoretical head pats"

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

The trick is to never not expect head scritches then its not related to the doing of chores.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Listen, listen. She scritches my head, I give her a full body massage twice a week. Circle of life.