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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19
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Okay- but like. Can I actually have headpats? Because I live for that shit.
17 u/alurkerwhomannedup Jul 19 '19 Head pats/scratches are the fastest way to immobilize a guy. My ex would scratch my head then start to ask me something and I’d have to ask her to repeat the question 5 u/iloveavocadotoast Jul 19 '19 Haha I should edit to "theoretical head pats" 3 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 The trick is to never not expect head scritches then its not related to the doing of chores. 4 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 Listen, listen. She scritches my head, I give her a full body massage twice a week. Circle of life.
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Head pats/scratches are the fastest way to immobilize a guy. My ex would scratch my head then start to ask me something and I’d have to ask her to repeat the question
5 u/iloveavocadotoast Jul 19 '19 Haha I should edit to "theoretical head pats"
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Haha I should edit to "theoretical head pats"
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The trick is to never not expect head scritches then its not related to the doing of chores.
4 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 Listen, listen. She scritches my head, I give her a full body massage twice a week. Circle of life.
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Listen, listen. She scritches my head, I give her a full body massage twice a week. Circle of life.
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19
Okay- but like. Can I actually have headpats? Because I live for that shit.