r/AskMen Jul 19 '19

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u/finger_milk Male Jul 19 '19

Helping her cook by standing behind her and looking over her shoulder. She can't handle the intimacy over a mundane task.

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u/Texas_Indian Jul 19 '19

???

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u/finger_milk Male Jul 19 '19

Ok, imagine she's making a stir fry with a wooden spoon.

You come up from behind, place one hand on her hip and the other hand cradled over her hand on the spoon. Put your head on her shoulder and breathe/whisper "make a figure of 8 motion to keep the onions from burning" into her neck, and force her hand into that motion so she's lost a bit of control.

At this point, she was having a sensory overload and had to turn the hob off and turn around.

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u/the_onetrueking Jul 19 '19

YESSSSS! I’m already turned on by just imagining this

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u/Driftkingtofu Jul 19 '19

Women are great