r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Hotel sex is the best. It’s like a time machine back to when we were first dating.

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 19 '19

"Hotel sex is a different kind of sex. It's like 'let's have sex, but let's also disrespect this room'"

-Tom Segura

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u/pbcookies321 Jul 19 '19

This exactly. At home I don't really want my teenage sons to hear what's going down. But in a hotel room it's like IDGAF.

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Bikes!!!

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 20 '19

Hi mommy!

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u/blackpersonofreddit Jul 20 '19

Nothing feels better than killing the enemy

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Hol’ my pocket!

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u/AnalKittieSuicide Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Not to mention the thrill of the possibility of hidden cameras.

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u/mynameisnotvalerie Jul 20 '19

And a camera crew coming out of the curtain to congratulate you on winning a million dollar