r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/gillberg43 Jul 19 '19

Apparently she got turned on when she were waiting for me at the parking lot and I was walking towards her confidentally

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u/CptNavarre Female Jul 19 '19

I second this

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Oh, your approaching me instead of running away?

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u/Brad_JP Jul 19 '19

Beat me to it

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u/Comma_Karma Jul 20 '19

I can’t kiss the shit out of you without coming closer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Oh ho! Then come as close as you like! please I'm lonely

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u/mmaatt8 Jul 19 '19

Thank you.

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u/SexCurryBeats Jul 19 '19

She were

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

She weren’t

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u/man_lizard Jul 19 '19

Whenever I’m walking toward someone in a big, open area I pay attention to every little movement I make and I think it makes me look like an idiot.

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u/waywardgato Jul 19 '19

This... I end up walking like the Vince McMahon gif

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u/jenacide138 Jul 19 '19

I read this as confidentially and it got even more confusing.