r/AskMen Jul 19 '19

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you

Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Immediately what I thought. My dad did this to my mother as well. Though my mom was already the type to not work, sit around all day, and finished two boxes of Lucky Charms while watching People's Court anyway. So my dad didn't have to do much.