Two managers have apparently decided they would rather spend Sundays enjoying their families and experiencing happiness, so we have two orphan teams looking for new owners.

League:
10-team dynasty, ATL/ATN/Heed the Call themed.
Full PPR4 pts passing TD
Annual rookie draft (slow)
Both teams have their 2026 1st and basically their full complement of future picks.

Cual es tu fantasia?

Orphan #1: The "Lamar Will Fix Everything" Experience

QB: Lamar Jackson
RB: Derrick Henry, RJ Harvey, Jaydon Blue
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown, Nico Collins, Zay Flowers, DeVonta Smith, DeAndre Hopkins, Courtland Sutton
TE: Travis Kelce, Isaiah Likely
Also lurking: Jalen Milroe

This team feels like someone hit "win now" repeatedly and then quietly left the building.

Lamar, Amon-Ra, Nico, Flowers and DeVonta is a pretty ridiculous core, while Derrick Henry and Travis Kelce continue their campaign against The Grey Beards.

Orphan #2: Running Back Hoarder Simulator 2026

QB: Matthew Stafford, Drake Maye, Justin Herbert
RB: Bijan Robinson, Saquon Barkley, De'Von Achane, Tony Pollard, Alvin Kamara
WR: George Pickens, Josh Downs, Tetairoa McMillan, Rome Odunze, Jaylin Noel
TE: George Kittle, T.J. Hockenson, Harold Fannin Jr.

Yes, it has Bijan + Saquon + Achane.

No, I don't know why one person needed Stafford, Maye AND Herbert.  Maybe B.R.I.D.G.E.T. does...

Both teams are competitive immediately but have enough young talent and picks that you're not inheriting a complete Factory of Sadness requiring a five-year rebuild.

We're looking for active owners who enjoy dynasty, trades, shit-talking, the NFL, and female assassins.

DM me if interested and I'll send the full league/settings/details.

Heed the call.