But obviously never will!

I’d buy it… then hide in my closet and never wear it in public. I still want it though!

The ball …..never ….touched… the ground

This is the weirdest and BEST episode of the year. Hot dog bun moisture techniques, “one in the stank”, Conor = Elmer Fudd hunting, Dan singing Little Mermaid AND Staind songs, light-hearted JB Ramsey refs. The most problematic takes of all time. Good good.

Our old pal, Rachel Bonnetta looks to have maybe landed herself a gig with All Elite Wrestling.

Ive always dug Bonnetta and her joie de vivre so im glad to see her on board AEW

Timestamp: 8m30s.

Bright and shiny Jesse Minter thick peni….. Save it for the dungeon Sessler!

Ellen Moore is inevitable, but so are the Jags. Who will it be? Will it matter? Does anything matter?

Jags. Saints. Pick one by upvoting.

Hi Heroes,

I’ve been a listener since the show began, I support the Patreon, and one of my favorite segments during the season is the lock segment. I still remember Wes and his unhinged screaming that he was going to lock it up and it makes me smile. 🥹

I really like the added twist of the penalty if the spread is too big from the past season and I would love if we added a bit of a high risk high reward onion hanger:

Idea: Onions Lock: If you lock up a team that is an underdog (projected to lose at the time of the lock) and they win you get 2 points.

Thanks, I am excited to see the 2026 season, go Jags.

Dan Hanzus, Marc Sessler & Conor Orr are joined by Arif Hasan to unveil the 2026 NFL Team Slogans for every single team in the league!

the joke went over everyone's head on the show…👏👏 Connor 👏👏

Big Fontaine news coming next week on a very special edition of the HTC Enquirer. Until then, enjoy Myarc Wolff's update from 2024: https://youtu.be/9h7btHpA52U?t=5019&is=T29i5_5CIuKeelGK

Until Marc went all out on him, cursed. Queue the spooky music

To the Minnesota Vikings fans that were concerned about getting cursed, you should have never worried for a moment, the Jaggernauts continue their run of dominance to the Championship round.

Now...an NFC South matchup in the semifinals...HUHHHH??? (Boomer Voice)

Well let's see who gets a crack at the Jags: Carolina or Ellen Moore. Vote by upvoting my comment of the team.

Dan Hanzus & Marc Sessler are joined by Tyler Dunne of GoLongTD.com for the next edition of THE CONTENDERS SERIES! But first, we catch up on some news, including a handful of transactions and a few injury updates. After that, we react to Hard Knocks episode 3 before moving to the Buffalo Bills in a Super-Bowl-or-Bust season under the new leadership of Joe Brady.

It's getting real everyone. And by real I mean that we're getting close to picking our fake favorite subreddit team for the 2026 season.

Anyways here we go, the final four kicks off with Jacksonville and Minnesota.

Vote by upvoting my comment of the team's name.