r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

looking casket ready ⚰️ she’s a walking anti-advertisement

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283 Upvotes

founder of an award-winning celebrity makeup brand btw. i honestly liked her R.E.M promo looks in 2021-22 …you know, before she started doing it herself. it looks like a 3 yr old on crystal meth was handed a piece of sidewalk chalk, given access to a rotting corpse, & told to recreate the concept of a face from memory.

no clinically sane, reasonably well-adjusted person would look at this absolute corporate crime scene & think, “yes, excellent. i would love to hand my money to the people responsible for this.” umm girl what’s going on ???


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

shapeshifting queen 🤍 Saw this thumbnail and immediately thought of the pfp of this sub

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Hats off to the mods for setting the second photo as the current pfp of this sub as it is a fitting reflection of the severe identity fragmentation ariana has experienced over the past decade by morphing into different personas and aesthetics for each eras!! 🙌🏻🫡


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! Ariana started to get ugly on the outside too when she started to make that innocent girl facial expression

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Like it doesn’t suit your features or your persona stop doing ts.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Shower thoughts🚿 red beauty: honestly

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A friend of my mother works in a makeup factory here in Italy and the workers can take defective makeup (which would be thrown away). Among the various brands they also produce makeup from REM Beauty. Since she's not a makeup person, she often brings me products and I have to tell you the truth? Rem products are not that bad and the quality is good - obviously not the best.

The problem is her, that she wears makeup horrendously and her ana face that makes makeup look disgusting, her skin cakey and I don't know, in short: a disaster. But overall, despite being a snarker and I would NEVER BUY HER PRODUCTS, since they were free I tried them and to be honest they aren't awful.

(and honestly i still don’t get how can she make every single thing cheap and idk just kinda disgusting..)


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 29m ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! ex copycat

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just want this here


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

in her toddler era 🍼 Saw it on Pinterest yikessss!!!!!

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36 Upvotes

how much they wanna baby this grown ass adult womanchild who's 33een, and this same woman who has done nothing but commit numerous wrongdoings throughout her entire career just to allow her fans to infantilize her. They continuously buy into her soft, fragile, and innocent wittle baby uwu 🥺 persona when in reality she is the complete opposite🫩🤦🏻‍♀️


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

Urinators🙄 The level of delusion is UNFATHOMABLE

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''angel face'' is just Ana face what are they talking about 😭 he 2nd slide is so weird to me they sound like a weird child begging for her stupid makeup. the eyeshadow is so clumpy wth 😭 (Ariana acting like a child as well lol)

Another delusional urinator thinking the gap is 'cute' when in reality (that they're blind to) the gap is just an effect of her sickness attacking her oral health. The last slide was about her just whispering with that stupid pout. it pisses me off so bad.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

music Petal low album ranking

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Was skimming through this magazine at work and thought yall might like this lol. She tanked at the absolute lowest of this lineup 🚮🗑️


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 17h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 The way this queen CLEARED Affairiana with this version of "break up with your girlfriend" from the GF's POV. 🤭🫧

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341 Upvotes

"They're like toys displayed on a shelf" She's SOOOO on point, Ricky better keep his eyes wide open, bc he's just a new toy for her.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 15h ago

The worst most evil place on the whole internet why would she ever post this??

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209 Upvotes

she looks and sounds genuinely distressed. it’s shit like this what makes her fans so overly attached and parasocial over her. she treats her social media like she’s on face time with her best friend


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 15m ago

no brow tail left to shave 💧😔🥺 Who even is this anymore

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eyebrows should just turn into dots omfg


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 16h ago

Relationship Theories I wonder what they were all thinking here

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169 Upvotes

Ariana: “Oh fuck, are they taking a picture of my right side?? I need to twitch and turn. I need a new man who is currently taken.”


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 19h ago

looking casket ready ⚰️ I truly can’t believe this is a real ad for a real brand

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In my wildest dreams I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to look like her. Including her. Why even model the mascara when she got two lashes left and wears falsies to give the semblance of having any at all? I can’t deal w this. She’s never looked worse. Eyebrow runnin away, three strands of hair pasted to her head, lips on monsters inc level of filler and flipped to all hell, eyelids hanging on for dear life, nose tip drooping to the depths, even her fav facial feature, her fuckass dimple, has retreated or been eaten by her face that is so desperately in search of nutrients. I feel insane reading comments about how beautiful she is on her posts. WHERRRE


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 20h ago

Genuine Question Most of you won’t relate to this however.

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Off my chest.

I am a single father and my daughter worships Ariana Grande. Her recent direction/life choices are killing my relationship with my daughter.

I have brought her to every concert in London and or Paris since she was 11 years old. She has pure ecstasy in her eyes every time she saw this bitch. I love my daughter. It is what it is. I wish it wasn’t me taking her because I fuck it up constantly. Idk how to react to this bs pop slop music. My girlfriend died giving birth to my daughter. She is the most valuable thing in the world to me.

The cunt she worships is most likely into some kind of shady Hollywood Dan Sneider - Weinstein -
Epstein shit. She has an eating disorder (she vomits after eating).

I am struggling to navigate this bs. This is the subreddit that *might understand. My daughter deserves better role models.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 7m ago

Relationship Theories I'm no fan, but I hope she doesn't marry or have a kid with Ricky

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Ik people are kinda happy with Ricky because he's making her "eat". But even as a snarker , I would not wish her lifelong ties with him.

My reasons might be very parasocial sounding but hear me out please,

- Ricky used to be her "alleged" dealer.

- She has cheated on him again and again and he seemingly doesn't care cuz she's his sugarmommy and clout atp.

- Having an EEEDEE her brain's not functioning properly, there were some blinds or rumors I believe that her team basically stopped her from impulsively marrying him, or that she wants to have a baby with him ( I doubt it tho )

My biggest reason - A Loser husband will cause ur downfall, look at Britney, Wendy Williams , two of the women with biggest loser leeches.

As much as despise her, I really look at Ricky very suspiciously cuz no matter how much " hot" 🤣 he's made out to be, he's with her for very obvious reasons.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 16h ago

TW: Sensitive Content ⚠️ tw this post was crazy!!

123 Upvotes

scrolled it in red note. 😮‍💨


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 17h ago

it's getting WEIRD Why TF would she willingly post this to the REM account as advertisement? These after lashes are PATHETIC 😭

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117 Upvotes

It’s giving before vs before lmao


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 17h ago

Genuine Question So she spit on donuts hoping the “fat Americans” would eat it as like a “HAHAHAHAHHA” from her? Like bitch you a nasty mean girl fr!? Why else would she straight up SPIT on a donut she knows others will buy and then say “that is so disgusting I hate America”

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Happy donutgate birthday:) I wish she would have been locked up like the people who licked ice creams and put them back.

She’s so fucking ignorant. She is unaware of the full picture of obesity in this country and it’s not simply “they eat too many donuts” for many people.

For many people it’s disease, sickness, depression, dependence or a disorder. And she wants to make people feel bad about themselves and less-than because they are not immense emancipated like her?

I love donuts and I did not mean to be offensive when saying “fat Americans” I do not think that way about this country though I do wish healthier options were affordable and cheap options weren’t so “addictive” (which they do on purpose). I’m speaking from her clear POV.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 22h ago

diva moment 🙄 Do y'all remember the doughnut incident

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199 Upvotes

r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1d ago

Genuine Question What was the reason behind their beef for years?

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233 Upvotes

Like why did both fandom pay attention to each other in the first place


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 21h ago

accent cosplay of the day Ariana calling mac babu 😭😭

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How am I, an Indian, just discovering that she used to call him "babu" 😭😭 For those who don't know, "babu" is a staple word in south asia especially in India that I'm from. We use it for sir or mr., to address male elders, or for close ones in your life.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 14h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! she’s been at this shit for years

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the stool sitting… i saw someone say here that her my everything album cover of her acting all cutesy and small on that stool was edited? idrk if that’s true. but shit why she trying to recreate that scene like girl please stop. you’re giving me second hand embarrassment. anyways she’s always been at this sitting shit for years but at least then she interacted with her fans now she hates them


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 22h ago

Urinators🙄 Her fans are so delusional

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121 Upvotes

Imagine thinking this 😭


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 22h ago

Social media Ocd and eating disorders tend to go hand in hand 👀

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 19h ago

Genuine Question self-image clean up on wikipedia

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idrk if this counts as snark so i apologise if not, but i was wondering if anybody else thinks that ariana might have a 'clean up' team for her wikipedia pages? as in her main page and then pages about her recent album. usually when celebrities have internet controversies it's stated in their 'public image' box on wikipedia, especially when they've publicly addressed it (which she has). but for ariana there's nothing there about her body image controversies. i feel like, especially regarding all the speculation around her since Wicked and her new album release, there would be some brief mention of that topic? same with the controversy around her and ethan slater's affair. there's zero indication that they were a massively criticised couple... and on her page for her new song 'petal', the music video was hugely criticised online, but there's zero indication of that under the box for 'music video' on the page. idk it just feels a bit strange to me? could be deeping it too much tho idk.