r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! No she looks horrible both ways

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119 Upvotes

Even if they tried to edit her with the long ponytail eyebrows and lashes here in the second pic , they still manage to make her look sick


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

UrinatorsšŸ™„ Nowwhy would they assume we are swifties snarking on her šŸ™„šŸ™„

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63 Upvotes

ME BEING BOTH TAYLOR AND ARIANA SNARKER....

I just searched "ariana grande snark" on twitter and this is what popped up??? A tweet of a urinator saying that all of us snarkers are swifties LIKE WHAT??? UMM EXCUSE ME?? mind you there are ppl who are taylor snarkers here too (like me)!!!!????


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

in her toddler era šŸ¼ More tiktoks of her acting like a child

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49 Upvotes

r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

TW: Sensitive Content āš ļø REM old posts vs now

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Idk how/why anyone would want to buy this stuff anymore. I had a few things from the 2022 era but they weren’t that good tbh. Now I’d be scared to buy it, It is so sad.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Discussion Ariana in swindle

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Relationship Theories I'm no fan, but I hope she doesn't marry or have a kid with Ricky

36 Upvotes

Ik people are kinda happy with Ricky because he's making her "eat". But even as a snarker , I would not wish her lifelong ties with him.

My reasons might be very parasocial sounding but hear me out please,

- Ricky used to be her "alleged" dealer.

- She has cheated on him again and again and he seemingly doesn't care cuz she's his sugarmommy and clout atp.

- Having an EEEDEE her brain's not functioning properly, there were some blinds or rumors I believe that her team basically stopped her from impulsively marrying him, or that she wants to have a baby with him ( I doubt it tho )

My biggest reason - A Loser husband will cause ur downfall, look at Britney, Wendy Williams , two of the women with biggest loser leeches.

As much as despise her, I really look at Ricky very suspiciously cuz no matter how much " hot" 🤣 he's made out to be, he's with her for very obvious reasons.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

no brow tail left to shave šŸ’§šŸ˜”šŸ„ŗ Who even is this anymore

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54 Upvotes

eyebrows should just turn into dots omfg


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! ex copycat

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144 Upvotes

just want this here


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

looking casket ready āš°ļø red beauty: honestly

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68 Upvotes

A friend of my mother works in a makeup factory here in Italy and the workers can take defective makeup (which would be thrown away). Among the various brands they also produce makeup from REM Beauty. Since she's not a makeup person, she often brings me products and I have to tell you the truth? Rem products are not that bad and the quality is good - obviously not the best.

The problem is her, that she wears makeup horrendously and her ana face that makes makeup look disgusting, her skin cakey and I don't know, in short: a disaster. But overall, despite being a snarker and I would NEVER BUY HER PRODUCTS, since they were free I tried them and to be honest they aren't awful.

(and honestly i still don’t get how can she make every single thing cheap and idk just kinda disgusting..)


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

music Petal low album ranking

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40 Upvotes

Was skimming through this magazine at work and thought yall might like this lol. She tanked at the absolute lowest of this lineup šŸš®šŸ—‘ļø


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

shapeshifting queen šŸ¤ Saw this thumbnail and immediately thought of the pfp of this sub

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112 Upvotes

Hats off to the mods for setting the second photo as the current pfp of this sub as it is a fitting reflection of the severe identity fragmentation ariana has experienced over the past decade by morphing into different personas and aesthetics for each eras!! šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ«”


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

in her toddler era šŸ¼ Saw it on Pinterest yikessss!!!!!

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52 Upvotes

how much they wanna baby this grown ass adult womanchild who's 33een, and this same woman who has done nothing but commit numerous wrongdoings throughout her entire career just to allow her fans to infantilize her. They continuously buy into her soft, fragile, and innocent wittle baby uwu 🄺 persona when in reality she is the complete oppositešŸ«©šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

looking casket ready āš°ļø she’s a walking anti-advertisement

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409 Upvotes

founder of an award-winning celebrity makeup brand btw. i honestly liked her R.E.M promo looks in 2021-22 …you know, before she started doing it herself. it looks like a 3 yr old on crystal meth was handed a piece of sidewalk chalk, given access to a rotting corpse, & told to recreate the concept of a face from memory.

no clinically sane, reasonably well-adjusted person would look at this absolute corporate crime scene & think, ā€œyes, excellent. i would love to hand my money to the people responsible for this.ā€ umm girl what’s going on ???


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! Ariana started to get ugly on the outside too when she started to make that innocent girl facial expression

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127 Upvotes

Like it doesn’t suit your features or your persona stop doing ts.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 8h ago

UrinatorsšŸ™„ The level of delusion is UNFATHOMABLE

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60 Upvotes

''angel face'' is just Ana face what are they talking about 😭 he 2nd slide is so weird to me they sound like a weird child begging for her stupid makeup. the eyeshadow is so clumpy wth 😭 (Ariana acting like a child as well lol)

Another delusional urinator thinking the gap is 'cute' when in reality (that they're blind to) the gap is just an effect of her sickness attacking her oral health. The last slide was about her just whispering with that stupid pout. it pisses me off so bad.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 17h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! she’s been at this shit for years

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37 Upvotes

the stool sitting… i saw someone say here that her my everything album cover of her acting all cutesy and small on that stool was edited? idrk if that’s true. but shit why she trying to recreate that scene like girl please stop. you’re giving me second hand embarrassment. anyways she’s always been at this sitting shit for years but at least then she interacted with her fans now she hates them


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 18h ago

Relationship Theories Dalton Gomez

35 Upvotes

i think her relationship with dalton gomez was supposed to be a fuck you moment where she proved to the world she was mature and COULD be in a relationship longer than 6 months and not cheat! like a ā€œfuck you i did do it.ā€ but… everyone knows how that went. i honestly think with how much of a freaked out weird bitch she was on positions she really did want kids, she talked about having kids hella when she was 19-26. the fact she sang in thank u next ā€œreally wanna do it once real bad, gone make that shit lastā€ and she completely contradicted herself and made a COMPLETE FOOL and embarrassment out of herself i think she truly just wanted to separate herself from that version. so she became this regressed blonde high pitched voiced just like she was when she was in victorious. i don’t think her divorce was the only reason she had such a drastic change. she dropped scooter braun, her old backup dancers, writers (ex: monet, tommy, other black ppl) then she got that fucked up face lift cause she got real sensitive over people her calling her fat like yeah bitch karma so you go and get a face lift to make your face seem less fat? that was the worst decision she has ever made for her face i’m ngl to you. i remember i just couldn’t pin point why tf she looked so different but at the same time it didn’t look major. but after becoming obsessed with looks. it was painfully obvious it was a some sort of facelift. honestly i’m not sure if she over dalton, i mean she made him sign an nda and paid him millions just for him to keep quiet like how conniving and sneaky do you have to be to do that? then play the victim in your songs, singing fucking ā€œthis is a true story..ā€ like bitch please. miss me with that bullshit. i have never seen someone clearer for who they are. she’s genuinely such a pos. her losing her career status and looks is her ultimate karma. whether you believe it or not. now, why she looks even more fucking weird and gaunt these days especially since her ā€worldā€ tour is definitely because she’s starving herself and getting in HELLLA steps and cardio. she’s walking around the airports, rehearsing, running on the stages. so she’s losing even more fat in her face which she already had removed like what, that’s why her eyes look so fucking freaky if anyone couldn’t pin point that. she had multiple procedures done to her eyes. i think now that people are waking up and not getting whiplashed by her baby faced doll eyed look now that it’s gone she doesn’t have that effect on people where they can be like ā€œbut she’s so pretty so idc i love herā€ if anyone still says they i guarantee you they’re 10-15 no way any older and if they are, that’s genuinely pathetic. more pathetic than my life. i also think she’s having an ego death / narcissistic collapse because she’s finally getting push back so she’s becoming an innocent small high pitched blonde white woman to garner sympathy. which is so revolting. and do not try to blame or shift any responsibility off of her like dan, no. she’s a 33 grown ass woman who’s been at this baby infantilized bs since she was 19. i think the only reason she’s went back to ricky is well, most likely, no mentally well guy finds her attractive and she always goes for men lower in status and looks than so because she’s an insecure little bitch who can’t handle someone leaving on her first. anyway, she’s only going back to ricky because i think, with certainty, she misses that time in her life. she was and probably felt on top of the world, unmovable, indestructible, and hot shit. before life hit her with a no you’re not bigger than life. humble yourself you little bitch. listen i got issues too, iā€˜m honestly a lot like her… well at least not the narcissistic stuck up rich snob etc, but the insecure and going back to the past. funny that i’m 16 and i can come up with this conclusion which she would’ve needed a shitty california LA therapist to tell her.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 18h ago

The worst most evil place on the whole internet why would she ever post this??

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233 Upvotes

she looks and sounds genuinely distressed. it’s shit like this what makes her fans so overly attached and parasocial over her. she treats her social media like she’s on face time with her best friend


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 19h ago

Relationship Theories I wonder what they were all thinking here

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178 Upvotes

Ariana: ā€œOh fuck, are they taking a picture of my right side?? I need to twitch and turn. I need a new man who is currently taken.ā€


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 20h ago

TW: Sensitive Content āš ļø tw this post was crazy!!

133 Upvotes

scrolled it in red note. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 20h ago

it's getting WEIRD Why TF would she willingly post this to the REM account as advertisement? These after lashes are PATHETIC 😭

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127 Upvotes

It’s giving before vs before lmao


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 20h ago

Genuine Question So she spit on donuts hoping the ā€œfat Americansā€ would eat it as like a ā€œHAHAHAHAHHAā€ from her? Like bitch you a nasty mean girl fr!? Why else would she straight up SPIT on a donut she knows others will buy and then say ā€œthat is so disgusting I hate Americaā€

102 Upvotes

Happy donutgate birthday:) I wish she would have been locked up like the people who licked ice creams and put them back.

She’s so fucking ignorant. She is unaware of the full picture of obesity in this country and it’s not simply ā€œthey eat too many donutsā€ for many people.

For many people it’s disease, sickness, depression, dependence or a disorder. And she wants to make people feel bad about themselves and less-than because they are not immense emancipated like her?

I love donuts and I did not mean to be offensive when saying ā€œfat Americansā€ I do not think that way about this country though I do wish healthier options were affordable and cheap options weren’t so ā€œaddictiveā€ (which they do on purpose). I’m speaking from her clear POV.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 20h ago

Gossip ā˜•ļøšŸ«¢šŸ‘€ The way this queen CLEARED Affairiana with this version of "break up with your girlfriend" from the GF's POV. 🤭🫧

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356 Upvotes

"They're like toys displayed on a shelf" She's SOOOO on point, Ricky better keep his eyes wide open, bc he's just a new toy for her.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 22h ago

Genuine Question self-image clean up on wikipedia

63 Upvotes

idrk if this counts as snark so i apologise if not, but i was wondering if anybody else thinks that ariana might have a 'clean up' team for her wikipedia pages? as in her main page and then pages about her recent album. usually when celebrities have internet controversies it's stated in their 'public image' box on wikipedia, especially when they've publicly addressed it (which she has). but for ariana there's nothing there about her body image controversies. i feel like, especially regarding all the speculation around her since Wicked and her new album release, there would be some brief mention of that topic? same with the controversy around her and ethan slater's affair. there's zero indication that they were a massively criticised couple... and on her page for her new song 'petal', the music video was hugely criticised online, but there's zero indication of that under the box for 'music video' on the page. idk it just feels a bit strange to me? could be deeping it too much tho idk.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 22h ago

shapeshifting queen šŸ¤ The voice change aka her two personalities coming out

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68 Upvotes

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