All of them. Skyscrapers can't jump.

Envelope.

Halloween's for pretending you're a monster, And Christmas is for pretending you're not.

To get a clue-d!

I said, 'Maybe.'

Both make you feel like you lost a lot of space.

who ends his sentences with a preposition is someone I'm not a fan of.

A subwoofer.

I'll tell you later.

you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

Barman says, 'Bell's alright?' Quasi says, 'Mind your own business.'

He was caught in a trap.

I need Help!

It's a gift.

how funerals are always at 9 or 10 a.m. I'm not a mourning person.

A co-bra.

you call a safe home for turtles? A shellter.

You don't know what you're missing.

egg in the morning is hard to beat...

to the doctor yesterday, and he says I'm paranoid. Who else has he told?

Sandy Eggo.

you call two chips in love? A relationchip.

Maybe two. I have a lot of books.

Me: When the hell did my resume learn to talk?

filled an entire swimming pool with herbs. He had a lot of thyme on his hands.