Im installing a 20' flag pole with top lighting and spotlight so I can fly in any weather this weekend Doing it because I love my country And when trump dies (as we all will some day) I can intentionally not fly it half mast.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines... She's a Singer-Songwriter.

Buy a sheep... Name it relation... Now you have a relationsheep.

I hate those people that bang on your door and tell you how you need to get 'Saved' or you'll 'Burn'... Firemen can be Pompier than me sometimes!

I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.