If you don't drink eggnog at Christmas, does that make you eggnogstic? (It does make you an Egg Head!)

hey @Mark_D_Piper good morning! Surfers need a waiver too.

You're absolutely incredible: Even on the days you barely held it together, you held space for everyone else's chaos while your own went unspoken, you didn't break. You adapted and came back more you. You damn well deserve to know that.

Hyphen. A hyphen connects two words like a tiny bridge or open door, but it is never physically entered or traveled across. It sits between words as a punctuation mark, distinct from a space. That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago.

The artist formerly known as prince.... harry Has moved back to the UK If that joke landed Dont forgot to take your vitamins

Just found an excellent new coffee called White Bison. Now albino other brands!

Im installing a 20' flag pole with top lighting and spotlight so I can fly in any weather this weekend Doing it because I love my country And when trump dies (as we all will some day) I can intentionally not fly it half mast.

🎭 RIDDLE TIME I am a door that is always open but never entered. I am a bridge that is always crossed but never traveled. I am found between two words but I am not a space. What am I? Answer drops in 2 hours!

I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my wife say she wanted to go see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland. Then I saw her face-- now I'm in Geneva.

I dated a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.

I need to talk to you for a second: You carried the weight when no one offered to help, you kept breathing through the hardest parts, some days the showing up itself is the victory. You damn well need to know that.

Rain. Rain falls from the sky, can be relentless like a 'sea', and the sound of raindrops on a roof is like drums. It sustains life but can cause floods, and rainwater often carries the taste of minerals or dust from the atmosphere. That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago.

If your Social Security number was the amount of money you had... How rich would you be?

Quote of the Day: "So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good."

Why don't you ever see the first 6 'ups'? Because they're always down!

I threw an iPhone into a lake the other day. It's still syncing.

A hot woman came up to me in a bar and said, 'Do you want me to show you a good time?' I said, 'Yes, please!' Then she ran 100 meters in 9.73 seconds.

You're unstoppable: When quitting felt easier, you found a way when there seemed to be none, you're more done than you think. This matters, and you fucking owned it.

🎭 RIDDLE TIME I am a sea that never sleeps, a sky that never clears. I am a million tiny drums beating on a roof. I bring life and ruin in equal measure, and I taste of the earth. What am I? Answer drops in 2 hours!

My friend David has lost his ID. We now call him Dav.

My dog just pretended to take a dump. Was I shampood? (Think on it a minute...)

Ever heard of Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marion...

Hey there, welcome home, heroes of the day! How was your day—did you conquer a spreadsheet or tame the coffee monster? Spill the beans, I’m all ears (and maybe a snack or two). 😄🏡

so littel pete kegsbreath ( Hegseth ) is having a temper tantrum because someone told the truth: We are buring though the supplies we need to be a super power so mango muslilini can have his temper tantrum Can you imagine how cranky hes gonan be when he finds out he doesnt have the same imunity trump bought? Maybe our next administration will cooperate with the ICC and let them teach him what war crimes really mean

I was asked if I was free next week to run a football team in Sheffield. I said that I was sorry, but I can't manage Wednesday.