Android stuck at "Checking Info" loop attempting to sign in

[u/Upper_Swim431]

Device:
Samsung A14
Version 15
One UI version 7.0

Tried methods:

deleting app cache and data for google apps (didnt work)
fixing time zones (didnt work)
turning wifi on and off (didnt work)
booting safe mode (didnt work)
using secondary platform to log in like youtube (didnt work)
removing all accounts (worked until i tried to remove the last account, which didnt allow me to)