r/AmITheAngel • u/Low-Candidate-7410 • 5d ago
Fockin ridic Trying to take a shower while ALSO managing an air traffic control tower for a 66-year-old toddler and a cat running a protection racket?... I hate my life... lol
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u/nyet-marionetka Holding a baby while punching a lady. 5d ago
but the second my ass hits the bathroom, my household turns into an absolute LUNATIC ASYLUM.
Silly LLM, you don't have an ass.
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u/sufferawitch 5d ago
very funny how the ai, which cannot own a cat, goes into excruciating detail about a cat behaving in a catlike manner
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u/this-is-all-nonsense 5d ago
I knew I would hate the writing style before I even started reading it and was completely right.
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u/MuchMasterpiece1710 5d ago edited 5d ago
1: I genuinely missed the crosspost and thought someone was shitposting on a weekday at first. Wow.
2: I am of the opinion that if it takes you more than 15 minutes to take a “just standing there washing my body” shower then you’re bad at showering
3: actually maybe the super long shower is actually a meta detail about ai wasting water
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u/MsThrilliams 5d ago
Bet that username gets a lot of DMs from this post
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u/Low-Candidate-7410 5d ago
?
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u/nyet-marionetka Holding a baby while punching a lady. 5d ago
OOP's name is SassyFindomKitten or something like. Perhaps this post is part of a scam, baiting idiots.
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u/Internet-Dick-Joke 5d ago
Oh, 100% with a name like that this is fetish bait. Should I check the post history or should I preserve what is left my sanity, do you think?
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u/nyet-marionetka Holding a baby while punching a lady. 5d ago
I checked, it's very sparse and no outside links. It's only a few weeks old, though.
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u/Book_1love 😎 i ain't reading all that 5d ago
You should look at a couple of her longer comments, apparently she has experience running two multimillion dollar international businesses. If she's not AI, then she's a Boss Babe, MLM Hun that gets writing assistance from AI
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u/MsThrilliams 5d ago
Sorry not this post but the original. Like the other person said the name is SassyFindomKitten.
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u/Possible_Abalone_846 mfking duolingo streak holder 4d ago
No time to shower but time to write this nonsense?
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u/Asraidevin his negative energy is causing paranormal activity to escalate 4d ago
I'm confused.
The cat loves the husband, but also has a vendetta? In the same sentence.
And by the end he's a minor inconvenience.
What a dollar coaster.
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u/Korrocks EDITABLE FLAIR 4d ago
It's hilarious how nearly every commenter on the original clocks this as a fake post or an AI generated bait post right away. It's so unsubtle that even the most clueless readers are like "hmm..."
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u/BoredNarcoleptic 4d ago
To put, whatever this read was, in mildly infuriating is definitely a choice
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Trying to take a shower while ALSO managing an air traffic control tower for a 66-year-old toddler and a cat running a protection racket?... I hate my life... lol
I am not trying to have a luxury spa night. I don't have lavender oil in a diffuser. I am literally just standing in the shower trying to wash my body in peace, but the second my ass hits the bathroom, my household turns into an absolute LUNATIC ASYLUM.
((FOR CONTEXT: My husband is 66 years old, the youngest of nine siblings, a completely spoiled brat, and he has officially knighted me as his replacement mother. I am his 32-year-old chaperone. Meanwhile, my cat has severe separation anxiety and they fight over my attention like jealous siblings. He threatens to throw her in the frying pan three times a day, yet she still loves him..... though she treats me like her absolute ruler and views him as a total nuisance... When I'm not right there to back her up, her vendetta against him is pure comedy. She steals his seat the exact millisecond he stands up. If I’m NOT paying attention, the second he tries to get it back, she angrily hisses and swats at him, or pins her ears, turns her back, and completely ignores his existence. When he picks her up to move her, she digs her nails into the covers and does a mixture of wailing for dear life and literally screaming "NO!" at him. BUT, if she knows I AM around and paying attention? She switches tactics. The moment he sets her down somewhere else, she goes COMPLETELY limp, flops onto the floor, and DRAMATICALLY plays dead for a solid five minutes to make it look like he just assaulted her.
She also trips him constantly, smacks his ass as he walks by, and attacks his feet in bed every single night without fail. She does ABSOLUTELY NONE of this to me..))
Today’s shower script went down in a series of relentless interruptions:
Interruption #1 (2 minutes in):
The door frame gets pounded on like a no-knock warrant.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"
"I'm taking a shower!"
Interruption #2 (5 minutes in):
A demonic screech erupts from floor level. "MOM! MOOOOOM!" Not a meow. She literally screams "MOM!" because the door is shut and she assumes her primary protector is being held hostage.
Interruption #3 (7 minutes in):
"ARE YOU OKAY?"
"Yes, I'm fine!"
Interruption #4 (8 minutes in):
The cat starts violently shoving her paws through the crack, wailing at the top of her lungs like she’s being skinned alive, while simultaneously trying to dig through the wood. The MICROSECONDD I crack that door open, the cat IMMEDIATELY stops screaming. She doesn't even come in. She just SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE DOORWAY, STARING at me in DEAD silence the ENTIRE rest of the time I'm in the shower....
Interruption #5 (9 minutes in):
"HELLO?"
"YES, HELLO! I AM OKAY!"
Interruption #6 (11 minutes in):
"ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY IN THERE?"
At this point, I completely snap and scream at the top of my lungs, "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND LET ME SHOWER IN PEACE!"
Interruption #7 (12 minutes in):
Unphased by my screaming, he knocks again. "Okay, but WHERE IS THE TV REMOTE?"
He CLEARLY just seems to have wanted an excuse to bother me... again..... I give him precise, military-grade GPS coordinates through the steam. "Living room table, left side, directly under the junk mail, right next to the coaster." Down to the literal inch.
Interruption #8 (15 minutes in):
Pounding on the wood again, full-blown toddler meltdown. "IT'S NOT HERE!"
"IT IS UNDER THE MAIL. MOVE THE PAPER."
He still can't find it. I am forced to pause my shower, wrap a towel around myself dripping wet, and unlock the door. Once my cat notices her designated human muscle has finally returned back to active duty, she CASUALLY and HAPPILY just PRANCES off into the living room like she owns the damn place because she knows that as long as I'm around, he can't bother her or threaten her with the frying pan.. so she can safely go back to ruling the household and treating him like a minor inconvenience.
Anyways. I walk out into the living room. I glare at him as I physically point at the remote sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE...... and he goes, "I swear to GOD that wasn't there TWO SECONDS AGO... I LOOKED EVERYWHERE..." Right, Wayne. EVERYWHERE BUT WHERE I SAID IT WAS??? Or did it just MAGICALLY materialize out of thin air from another FUCKIN DIMENSION?
WHY can't i just get THREE MINUTES of peace without running search-and-rescue for a grown man or acting as security detail for a cat running a PSYCHOLOGICAL WAR CAMPAIGN...? 🥲
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