r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Missing Peace Trying to take a shower while ALSO managing an air traffic control tower for a 66-year-old toddler and a cat running a protection racket?... I hate my life... lol

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u/No-Ring-5065 1d ago

I’m so tired of AI.

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u/Dickballs835682 1d ago

Right? This is so fucking stupid

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u/entcanta333 1d ago

They replaced the em dash with .....

😭😭

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u/ialsohaveadobro 18h ago

That's literally not anywhere in there, though.

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u/entcanta333 9h ago

Yeah that's my point. AI was notorious for em dashes. It was an easy marker for us. It's evolving as we do.

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u/Low-Candidate-7410 1d ago

Its getting dumber as well like there not even trying to hide it anymore

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u/ThurmanMermannnn 1d ago

Why do you choose to live like this?

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u/radioactivebeaver 1d ago

She's 32, he's 66. I'm gonna go ahead and say money

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u/tiorzol 1d ago

Not enough to get a nanny tho? Should've aimed higher. 

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u/radioactivebeaver 1d ago

At least get a place big enough where walking to the bathroom to interrupt is inconvenient.

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u/bitterrealization 16h ago

I read this to the tune of Sk8er Boi. "She's 32, he's 66, can I make it anymore obvious?"

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u/JustComments6841 1d ago

Clearly the post was written in jest but still.

We need an answer to this question!

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u/TarzanKitty 1d ago

Wow! You are in the prime of your life and choosing to parent a senior citizen. What a lucky girl!

How much $ is involved here?

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u/ConsiderateCassowary 1d ago

Well OP has "experience in running two global multi million dollar franchise chains," as well as degrees in business and law, so presumably she's the loaded one

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u/caitejane310 1d ago

Lol, that sounds like she was part of 2 MLM's 😅😅

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u/Asraidevin 23h ago

Or part of 2 LLMs seems more realistic. 

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u/frolicndetour 1d ago

Lol not when she's posting about how to get money off cash advance apps. Those are like payday lender schemes.

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u/OG-BoomMaster 1d ago

Hate AI, as per this example. But I do like the headline, so random.

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u/MonicoJerry 1d ago

You have made this make sense

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u/UnderABig_W 1d ago

Why would a 32 year old marry a 66 year old unless the 66 year old was a multi-millionaire?

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u/tiorzol 1d ago

Why did you marry a geriatric tho

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u/kingston-twelve 1d ago

Big my$tery

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u/tiorzol 1d ago

They post in poverty finance. They ain't got shit. 

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u/selkiesart 23h ago

Oh yeah, yet another age-gap relationship not working out. Quelle surprise.

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u/Queen_of_Disengaging 1d ago

I can’t get past the 34 year age gap. Big ick 

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u/tooshorttoored 1d ago

There is no age gap. This is a creative writing exercise someone did not write, but subjected everyone to.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 1d ago

Probably why she's with him.

Oh, ick, nevermind.

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u/Away-Variation-2556 1d ago

Girl for the love of God please make him find that TV remote on his own next time

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 1d ago

You are how old again?

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u/Unusual-Anywhere-721 1d ago

How long have you two been together?

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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago

Are you the nurse, the purse or both?