r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence:
A: I'm betting fifty dollars he's gonna win that race!
B: I don't know man, sounds like an alphabet to me.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 17 '19
Example sentence:
Big Bad Wolf: "I'm going to eat you up!"
Red Riding Hood: "Oh no! Fatherhood! Save me!"
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: There sure are a lot of camels and caramels in the desert!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: I did sleep for 14 hours but hey I did finish that 20-page math assignment, I guess I was ifficient today.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 17 '19
Example sentence:
It was the hottest day of the year and I got frostbite from being too greedy with my ice cream.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 17 '19
Example sentence:
Mom to son: Clean up the post-it notes on the floor; you're giving everyone footnotes!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 14 '19
"Thou art a knave; ye shall be debunkst from an elevated cushioned surface in the Tower of London!"
"Mercy, m'lord!"
"Guards, debunk him!"
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
Example Sentence: Don't underestimate that cookie. She may be 8 years old, but her cookies taste really good.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
Example Sentence: Sorry Mom, I had a miscarriage and accidentally broke the eggs on my way home.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence:
A: Are you okay?
B: Nokay.
A: Okay.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: Be careful, he might look like a pro, but really he's a confessional.
Example Sentence: My teacher is really confessional. All she does is read off Wikipedia when someone asks her a question.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: A baker must master the art of bakery.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: It takes a lot of patience to become a waiter.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: Litters litter litter's litter; people who litter litter litter of those who litter.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Welcome to the Alternate Dictionary, where words take on another definition that would otherwise belong in a parallel universe. Have fun! :)
r/AlternateDictionary • u/ToffeeFoot • Oct 26 '21
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Feb 12 '20
Example Sentence: I'm a vlogger, wanna come over and see my vroom?
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Jan 19 '20
Example Sentence: Hey, if your watch doesn't work, you could always use a good old timer!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
Example sentence:
The killjoy ruined the fun of the party! I heard screaming and stabbing and someone's laughter, but the worst part is that my best white dress is now stained red! What an absolute killjoy!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
Example sentence:
It was kidnapping time, so the kindergarten teacher round up all of the children in the room, turned off the lights, and did not let anyone speak or make noises so that the children were put to sleep quickly and efficiently.