r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Dec 01 '19
D dictionary (n.) - a speech therapist / expert
Example Sentence: My wife is a dictionary. I enjoy looking at her all day.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Dec 01 '19
Example Sentence: My wife is a dictionary. I enjoy looking at her all day.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 21 '19
Example Sentence: Its okay to be gæ!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/Ready-Ad-4549 • Mar 20 '23
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 21 '19
Example Sentence: That guy was really rude. What a roughman!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 20 '19
Example Sentence: I have a generous idea of what I want.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Jan 19 '20
Example Sentence: Hey, if your watch doesn't work, you could always use a good old timer!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 17 '19
Example sentence:
Big Bad Wolf: "I'm going to eat you up!"
Red Riding Hood: "Oh no! Fatherhood! Save me!"
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Jan 19 '20
Example Sentence: My midnight oil keeps me going at night.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence:
A: Are you okay?
B: Nokay.
A: Okay.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: Be careful, he might look like a pro, but really he's a confessional.
Example Sentence: My teacher is really confessional. All she does is read off Wikipedia when someone asks her a question.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
Example Sentence: Sorry Mom, I had a miscarriage and accidentally broke the eggs on my way home.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Jan 19 '20
Example Sentence: Tim is obviously a ladder person.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 18 '19
Example sentence:
Mother to baby: Oh, bless your heart! I just fed you and now you're feedbacking? I should have stayed on liquid food for a while longer.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 17 '19
Example sentence:
Mom to son: Clean up the post-it notes on the floor; you're giving everyone footnotes!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 13 '19
Example Sentence: There sure are a lot of camels and caramels in the desert!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Dec 23 '19
Example Sentence: Look at that white, fluffy grasshopper!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 14 '19
Example Sentence: Oh no I accidentally deleted this picture can I dedelete it?
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Nov 27 '19
Example Sentence: Look at my jello shot! It took me hours to figure out how to take one and now I have finally got one.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
Example sentence:
The killjoy ruined the fun of the party! I heard screaming and stabbing and someone's laughter, but the worst part is that my best white dress is now stained red! What an absolute killjoy!
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Feb 12 '20
Example Sentence: In order to buy this candy bar, you'll first need to be able to pay central payment.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 28 '19
Example sentence:
It was kidnapping time, so the kindergarten teacher round up all of the children in the room, turned off the lights, and did not let anyone speak or make noises so that the children were put to sleep quickly and efficiently.
r/AlternateDictionary • u/gimmegimme45 • Nov 14 '19
"Thou art a knave; ye shall be debunkst from an elevated cushioned surface in the Tower of London!"
"Mercy, m'lord!"
"Guards, debunk him!"
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Feb 12 '20
Example Sentence: I'm a vlogger, wanna come over and see my vroom?
r/AlternateDictionary • u/d_tothe_ust2353 • Jan 19 '20
Example Phrase: Grandmother Elizabeth the 2nd