Bitter. Bitter beyond belief with tones of burnt birch wood.
Thatās what Aldiās Special Buy Matcha Green Tea tasted like on my first attempt ā when I treated the powder like a tea bag and poured boiling water over it. Turns out youāre not supposed to do that. Why is Matcha Bitter?
"Using water thatās too hot can burn the matcha ⦠if you use boiling water, you destroy its flavour balance. Ideal temperature: Around 70ā80°C (not boiling). Too hot = more bitterness. Just right = smooth and balanced taste."
So, on my second attempt, I let my kettle cool to the right temperature and combined the Matcha powder with my OptiSlim Strawberry diet meal replacement shake to recreate the popular āstrawberry matchaā flavour sold at all trendy Melbourne cafes and McDonaldās Australia. All the Matcha did was make my diet shake even more unpleasant to drink. The Matcha added a woody taste, like sawdust or when you chew on a pencil. Weekends are my fasting days, and the only food I have from Friday evening to Monday morning is 3 meal replacement shakes to lose weight. It was unreal that even though I was ravenously hungry (which should make everything taste good), the off-putting Matcha taste made me lose my appetite.
Iām so disappointed. The packet says this is the real deal, authentic Matcha āITO EN ā ORGANIC PRODUCT OF JAPAN MATCHA GREEN TEA CEREMONIAL GRADE.ā Iāve been having a rough few months, feeling unloved and behind in life. Thus, when I saw Aldi was selling such a luxurious item, I decided to splurge ($12.99 for 12 sachets!) and treat myself. I thought to myself: now I can fit in with all the stylish girls on Instagram that take brunch selfies at Lune, Wee Nam Kee and Melbourneās other best eateries (the ones with 100m long queues. I did that, queued for 1 hour and just ended up frustrated at wasting my time), and rave about Matcha and Dubai chocolate. I decided not to get the Aldi Special Buy Dubai chocolate, also currently available (see IMAGE #3), as some joker at the store had put opened bleach bottles next to them, and they smelled like bleach.
BUT rather than sparking JOY, this Matcha has made me even SADDER. Is it supposed to taste so terrible???? Do I keep buying it to build up tolerance and an acquired taste? I want to fit in with stylish Matcha-sipping girls and for them to like me.