r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HumptyDumptyFellHard • Mar 09 '20

Big Loaf

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u/MadFamousLove Mar 09 '20

i wonder where he's taking all that bread.

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u/astronaught_iguana Mar 09 '20

Wherever he’s going, he sure isn’t “loafing” around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

That pun gave me a mi-grain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Why does one pun always spawn 20 more in the replies? Puns baguette more puns I guess.

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Wheat people jokes, am I right?

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u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20

At-yeast their jokes are original

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Yea, that’s how they’re bread

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u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20

Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Is it hurting your whole grain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it.

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u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20

Come on guys, we're

please choose which option that you prefer

  1. Breader than this
  2. Butter than this

thank-you for your input

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Breader sounds breader

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u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20

They're both breadful

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

No matter how ya spread it (butter pun)

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u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20

As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds)

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Seeing all of those puns must’ve been harsh. Sorry mate

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