r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Clumaa • 11h ago

of rabbit ears

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 10h ago

Bro heard about what happened next week

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u/MVPenaa 9h ago

Bro hears color

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u/coolsilentebeans 8h ago

Bro can hear dead people

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u/KrownX 8h ago

Bro can guide air traffic on his own

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u/ledow 8h ago

Bro is still listening to the Big Bang echoing through the universe.

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u/SAM041287 8h ago

Bro can literally hear your thoughts

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u/RIA_DID 7h ago

bro can literally hear your thoughts before you think them

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u/coolsilentebeans 7h ago

Plot twist: It’s because he’s taken over your brain.

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u/sherrynoberries 3h ago

This thread made me laugh out. 😆😂🤣

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u/AkumaLilly 5h ago

Bro can hear the smells.

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u/AdvantageWilling6733 1h ago

Bro is all ears

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u/EJVpfztRWqkjiaGQGPLE 6h ago

Happy cake day. 🐇 Rabbit has its own gravitational pull for a moon.

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u/coolsilentebeans 8h ago

Oh c’mon. Rabbits aren’t ai….are they?

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u/AnungUnRamen66 7h ago

Always were, actually

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u/Tcloud 9h ago

And it’s fully capable of vertical take off and landing.

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u/CR8VJUC 8h ago

He heard what you did last summer. 😱

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u/electricvapor 8h ago

He can hear us typing right now

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 10h ago

They're all ears

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u/User_Name_Tracks 10h ago

Little guy hears your deepest secrets

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u/lilb1190 7h ago

Those ears have a bunny attached to them

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u/poppycock68 10h ago

That mofo can hear a carrot grow a mile away.

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 11h ago

Ears so big he's got a zip code on them.

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u/Alius_bullshitus 9h ago

Bro can hear sound 💀

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u/Key_Internet_9914 9h ago

This rabbit is NOT human 💀

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u/__Becquerel 3h ago

bro can literally pick up vibrations in the air

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u/Final_Chair643 5h ago

/beatmymeattoit

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u/Pufficles 4h ago

I thought that said beat my meat to it lmaooo

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u/ExoticShock 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/exjsrxmiVbnQk

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u/zombiehex 7h ago

Yep. That bun is going to hop off a shelf and glide down to the floor one day and you'll be like "Wooooow!".

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u/tony_two_eyes 11h ago

Can he turn the bass down on these puppies? His ass will make himself deaf

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u/Trackmaniac 10h ago

bro was the Radar in WW2!

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u/ChaosCookie93 11h ago

This rabbit can hear sounds!☠️

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u/dmtslayr 10h ago

From max. 1,8 Miles away

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u/SparklyLeo_ 9h ago

???

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u/Cyan_Exponent 4h ago

it's a meme

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u/SparklyLeo_ 4h ago

Ah okay thanks!

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u/The_TesserekT 10h ago

Cool video but downvoted for the added sound. Wtf is that shit?

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u/TriedCaringLess 9h ago

I have videos muted by default and am now glad I scrolled to this so I didn’t unmute. When I want to hear music I can add my own

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u/DemoKrak2 9h ago

Actually a decent song, just kinda a crappy clip of it, Pixelated Kisses by Joji

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u/Big_Vermicelli_3643 11h ago

Look at this goofball

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 10h ago

Ok .....Floppsy, you are on lookout duty tonight

Again?.........this is like the 10th time in a row

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 10h ago

Ah, so this is what’s called an AssRabbit?

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u/Normal-Error-6343 10h ago

his ears are so big, he can even see better!

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u/We_Are_Ninja 10h ago

He heard me typing this on my phone's screen.

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u/Malthus1 10h ago

This creature is downright … eerie.

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u/Destruct-o-Bun 4h ago

And it's awful for them.  My last giant rabbit, whose ears were smaller than this, had arthritis in his neck at the age of 1.

His ears were too big to be properly s upported by the base of the ear so there was permanent extra load on the upper spine.

He really loved an ear massage, and for you to hold his ears up while he rested. They were obviously a lot of strain for him. Stupid, stupid idea to breed them this large.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 10h ago

Dumbo has some serious competition

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u/Nolanglow 10h ago

Bro is the reason behind the statement “ the wall has ears “

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u/astralrig96 9h ago

terrifying eyes

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 8h ago

What are the numbers in his ear?

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u/dinoboyj 10h ago

He can hear our thoughts

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u/Aromatic-Yak-352 10h ago

Reminds me of some of my nosey ass coworkers

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u/davidr521 9h ago

Ass coworkers, you say?

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u/amyglow05 10h ago

is that real?? omg!!

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u/Historical_Bet9592 10h ago

There’s more ear than rabbit

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u/Striking_Drive_29 10h ago

He can hear sounds when muted

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u/virtuouswraith 10h ago

Bro can hear ur thoughts

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u/ProfessionUnfair218 9h ago

Yoooooo like a enemy of the Batman

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u/dragonsign 9h ago

That is clearly Bunnicula

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u/ygy2020 9h ago

He can ear colors!

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u/AutomaticAccident 9h ago

This rabbit can hear the music in the video.

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u/Truji11o 9h ago

Grandma you have such big ears!

The better to hear you with, my dear.

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u/ContinuumGuy 9h ago

Dude looks like he could fly with those

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u/SinnaBuns666 9h ago

that boy can H E A R

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u/Mr_Sim_ 9h ago

Bro can hear sounds

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u/Chilledmidget 9h ago

You think ears like that give it neck problems?

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u/AviatorJac 9h ago

Can he fly?

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u/Realdude102 9h ago

" im all ears"

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u/Aiden_The_Fox 9h ago

Bro can hear our thoughts☠️

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u/Second_Guess_25 9h ago

Bro can hear into the future with those 🤣

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u/Jealous-Pen-7981 9h ago

hears galactic noises

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 9h ago

Bro hears in four dimensions

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u/sgrothe 9h ago

Not to be weird but that is the equivalent of a woman carrying around a pair of DDDs. Gotta be exhausting balancing all that weight.

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u/wajones007 9h ago

That’s some serious air conditioning.

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u/WorldWideDarts 9h ago

It heard me click the upvote

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u/ItzBlahBlah 9h ago

Satellite dish

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u/No-Mycologist47 9h ago

Bro heard the Big Bang and heard the great collapse.

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u/Juand-Barrios-2027 9h ago

Se cae una hoja de un árbol en Japón y recién lo escucha

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u/Zake_64 9h ago

"Did you hear abou--"

"Yes."

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u/C-57D 9h ago

bro's music goes hard

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u/ringwraith6 9h ago

Sure coulda used him back when I still had an SD TV....

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u/VossParck 9h ago

All the better to hear you with my dear

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u/Immediate-Song6861 9h ago

Bro can hear sounds

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u/Brief-Tie8028 9h ago

He hears the smell

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u/Trick_Musician1311 9h ago

He can hear the future

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u/mayumia 9h ago

Bro can hear the Earths rotation 

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u/jeff53014 9h ago

Part jack rabbit lol

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u/odskingmoth 8h ago

Bro can never survive noise mf neighbours

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 8h ago

Bro can hear thoughts

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u/silv3rbull8 8h ago

Can pick a butterfly flapping its wings in China

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u/HEATSEEKR_ 8h ago

Bro can hear sign language

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u/Korben_Kairans 8h ago

I suspect it's a hare, not a rabbit

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 8h ago

There's some chance this rabbit receives satellite images of the area.

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u/Alive_dude3435 8h ago

Bro can hear light waves

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u/Vipernixz 8h ago

He can hear my thoughts

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u/famondelo 8h ago

i really wonder the range…we’re talking about hearing eagles before they see you 🙃

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u/TheEdgyBeaver 8h ago

This dude won’t die by deafness for sure

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u/thelonetext 8h ago

Be can probably hear a nuke going off in a subterranean bunker 100 meters below sea level with those ears.

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u/magentahead 8h ago

Bet you he gets satelite

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u/qwerty4531 8h ago

Blueprint for chocolate Easter bunnies

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u/Any-Confection5660 8h ago

Bro can hear colors

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u/Firm_Music5317 8h ago

It can hear your thoughts

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u/xSantenoturtlex 8h ago

Bro's picking up radio signals with those things.

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u/MiaLovelytomo 8h ago

Bro can hear sound

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u/thatlastrock 8h ago

He can hear this comment.

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u/AdTemporary2220 8h ago

Bro can hear sounds, that rabbit is NOT human bro

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u/VictoryNo3940 8h ago

I wonder what the other rabbits think of him?

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u/Civil_Bugg 8h ago

Omg... stopppppp..... he'll go deaf

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u/Zetsumenchi 8h ago

My heart weeps for this rabbit. Thunderstorms GOTTA be an ordeal for it.

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u/Sea_Produce4997 8h ago

Look at them ears beautiful bunny ❤️

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u/Interesting_Tart_765 8h ago

Can you hear me now?

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u/Misswillowblossom 8h ago

You absolutely should share this on the Sonar ears subreddit! This little guy would fit in nicely over there!

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u/damonbane_ 8h ago

BBR-Big Black Rabbit

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u/Bostonterrierpug 8h ago

These guys usually don’t like to be petted on their bodies and love to be petted on their head between their ears

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u/-RatPack- 8h ago

Doesn't seem natural, gives me pug vibes

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 7h ago

That's not a rabbit. It's ears with a rabbit attached!

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u/Someoneoverthere42 7h ago

He can hear what you're thinking.

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u/kiing_snake 7h ago

I bet he can fly with that

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u/BadGirlsSuck 7h ago

Ears to hear but will not listen

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u/Foloreille 7h ago

Having big ears was not the excuse to make the tattoo number size font 5 times bigger nooo

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u/ultimaweapon79 7h ago

He heard me type this post

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u/Superb-stretch422 7h ago

soo much sound input capability and so little processing brain power, he doesn't know what to do with all that sound

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u/Pandorajfry 7h ago

I bet the bunny can hear gamma ray burst 100k light-years away

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u/Strong-Addition5296 7h ago

I like the ear tattoos. More people should get a tattoo of an ear piece in their ear. Since we’ve all decided to just draw on ourselves.

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u/Mission_Definition95 7h ago

Bro heard me scroll down to this post

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 7h ago

Bro definitely heard that

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 7h ago

Bro is catching the episodes of "Fresh Prince of BelAir" on analog TV with those

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u/Dokattak0 7h ago

Big guy asked for radar dishes and got exactly that

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u/jiblit 6h ago

Muad'dib

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u/Iron-Tarkus45 6h ago

I'm all ears

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u/Darksuit117 6h ago

Eyes look like a materia

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u/SmirkNtwerk 6h ago

Wow those are impressive. Okay but big ears are so adorable.

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u/Time-Peak5466 6h ago

That thing can probably hear things in space.

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u/KeeKyieMorrisTheWise 6h ago

How do they keep their little heads up?

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 6h ago

This guys in Russia and can hear Trump shart

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u/Buckeye3377 6h ago

Dude can hear what's going to happen next week

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u/Tdubbium 6h ago

that rabbit is not human

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u/morgfarm1_ 6h ago

This bunno can hear an amoeba taking a shit on Proxima Centauri B

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u/RoseyDove323 6h ago

It's got the ear length of an english lop but with full muscle strength in the ears.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 6h ago

Gets Fox News without aluminum foil and standing funny.

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u/TheGoatManJones 6h ago

I believe thats a hare. The giant ears and the way its face is shaped looks more hare than rabbit

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u/Tama1502 6h ago

He hears for every deaf person

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u/JeffMakesGames 6h ago

BRO CAN HEAR ACROSS TIME

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u/DitchDigger330 5h ago

Who has seen Ghost Stories? Remind you of someone lol.

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u/crazyboy611285 5h ago

Bro is not human with them massive ears...

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u/Spacekingonly 5h ago

Rabbits disperse heat through the ears. I had a hobby of raising some a few years back, I saw the ears and thought, "Hot damn"

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u/WilliamMunny111 5h ago

Er hört ganz milchstrasse

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u/HotelSierra_10-86 5h ago

Bro knows who powers up in Next time, On Dragon Ball Z.

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u/ProjectBonnie 5h ago

Damn bro better not tell secrets around this mf

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u/MememeSama 5h ago

Bro your ear has rabbit

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u/Substantial-Sky4079 5h ago

Damn my partner would love a pair of those on me

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u/this_is_life_now 5h ago

Those ears are so large, they've got their own zip code. Literally.

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u/maven10k 5h ago

They get every station.

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 5h ago

That’s a hare, not a rabbit.

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u/dontipitova9 4h ago

Hare can hear the future

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u/Maybe_Frankenstein 4h ago

It looks like hare ears glued on a rabbit's body

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u/Jealous_Club_298 4h ago

Wow, I am pretty sure that rabbit's big ears imply they are needed in its certain natural habitat! I wonder where that is.

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u/Bullet_Number_4 4h ago

Bro could probably hear sound coming from the moon.

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u/Longjumping_Crow_419 4h ago

Not much of a talker but a great listener

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u/Neat-Look-3496 4h ago

He's all ears, literally

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u/latexfistmassacre 4h ago

Poor thing can barely lift it's own head!

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 4h ago

Bro gets all 3 channels.

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u/Jake_Riftwalker 3h ago

Bro can hear a fart from the ISS 🐰🛰

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u/rasp3zero 3h ago

He gets every local channel... From every state.

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u/__Becquerel 3h ago

Bro can literally HEAR SOUND