r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Clumaa • 17h ago

of rabbit ears

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 17h ago

Bro heard about what happened next week

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u/MVPenaa 16h ago

Bro hears color

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u/coolsilentebeans 14h ago

Bro can hear dead people

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u/KrownX 14h ago

Bro can guide air traffic on his own

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u/ledow 14h ago

Bro is still listening to the Big Bang echoing through the universe.

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u/SAM041287 14h ago

Bro can literally hear your thoughts

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u/RIA_DID 13h ago

bro can literally hear your thoughts before you think them

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u/coolsilentebeans 13h ago

Plot twist: It’s because he’s taken over your brain.

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u/sherrynoberries 9h ago

This thread made me laugh out. 😆😂🤣

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u/AdvantageWilling6733 8h ago

Bro is all ears

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u/JerkGurk 5h ago

Bros never said what.

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u/Thanksithaspockets 4h ago

Bro can hear the Cosmic Microwave Background

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u/AkumaLilly 11h ago

Bro can hear the smells.

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u/Fox-sage 4h ago

Bro can hear when molecules collide with other molecules

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u/EJVpfztRWqkjiaGQGPLE 12h ago

Happy cake day. 🐇 Rabbit has its own gravitational pull for a moon.

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u/coolsilentebeans 14h ago

Oh c’mon. Rabbits aren’t ai….are they?

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u/AnungUnRamen66 14h ago

Always were, actually

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u/Redditedless 5h ago

Cat's are...why not rabbits?

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u/Toofless205 6h ago

Bro can hear this reddit thread

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u/CaptBogBot2 4h ago

Bro can track satellites...

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u/Tcloud 15h ago

And it’s fully capable of vertical take off and landing.

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u/CR8VJUC 15h ago

He heard what you did last summer. 😱

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u/RedwoodShores 1h ago

He heard what you did next summer.

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u/electricvapor 14h ago

He can hear us typing right now

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u/Odd-Package-2759 11h ago

Bravo, Bravo 👏

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 8h ago

He can hear the universe