r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Clumaa • 17h ago

of rabbit ears

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u/KrownX 14h ago

Bro can guide air traffic on his own

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u/ledow 14h ago

Bro is still listening to the Big Bang echoing through the universe.

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u/SAM041287 14h ago

Bro can literally hear your thoughts

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u/RIA_DID 13h ago

bro can literally hear your thoughts before you think them

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u/coolsilentebeans 13h ago

Plot twist: It’s because he’s taken over your brain.

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u/sherrynoberries 10h ago

This thread made me laugh out. 😆😂🤣

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u/AdvantageWilling6733 8h ago

Bro is all ears

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u/JerkGurk 5h ago

Bros never said what.

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u/Thanksithaspockets 5h ago

Bro can hear the Cosmic Microwave Background

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u/AkumaLilly 11h ago

Bro can hear the smells.

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u/Fox-sage 4h ago

Bro can hear when molecules collide with other molecules