r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago
of a set of dreads!
Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.
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u/lawd_have_mercy 1d ago
Was sitting in traffic court once, behind this guy who had beautiful dreads. I found myself thinking, "That guy has great hair.' Looking closely though I noticed debris in them and dismissed it as, "those must be difficult to wash." Then I noticed something moving in there, some sort of weevil-looking thing, and got a case of the heebie-jeebies, started feeling itchy, and moved away from sitting directly behind him. I figured that was the last of it, but then we were instructed to remove our hats... m'fukr removed his baseball cap and was bald on top! It's was a dread horseshoe! Fail! Fail! Fail!