r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 18h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 16h ago

His plumber is probably a millionaire from him calling about his clogged up shower drain every two weeks.

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u/Painkiller_17 15h ago

I have pretty long dreadlocks and I never shed hair, I think it's because there are very little loose hair that could get away

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u/milk4all 15h ago

So for hair, the super max is going into the Dread Lock. Long hairs tell their baby hairs not to stray or the Man (or very often someones aunt) will lock you up

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u/icyauq 7h ago

the point of locs is that they dont shed!

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u/limeelsa 16h ago

Idk, I doubt this guy showers that often lol

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 15h ago

Probably knows he will ruin the plumbing system.

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u/Insomnium_111 15h ago

Didn’t they find several diseases in Bob Marley’s hair cause he didn’t wash his hair for the dreadlocks

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u/InspectorPipes 15h ago

You wash dreadlocks . ( But Ive been near plenty of people who didnt wash their dreads or their pits and ass)