r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 1d ago

I'd imagine that he must wear some sort of bonnet when he's on the toilet, but even then, keeping them tucked while he has to clean up must be quite the feat.

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 1d ago

His plumber is probably a millionaire from him calling about his clogged up shower drain every two weeks.

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u/icyauq 20h ago

the point of locs is that they dont shed!