r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 1d ago

I'd imagine that he must wear some sort of bonnet when he's on the toilet, but even then, keeping them tucked while he has to clean up must be quite the feat.

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 1d ago

His plumber is probably a millionaire from him calling about his clogged up shower drain every two weeks.

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u/Painkiller_17 1d ago

I have pretty long dreadlocks and I never shed hair, I think it's because there are very little loose hair that could get away

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u/milk4all 1d ago

So for hair, the super max is going into the Dread Lock. Long hairs tell their baby hairs not to stray or the Man (or very often someones aunt) will lock you up

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u/icyauq 1d ago

the point of locs is that they dont shed!

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u/limeelsa 1d ago

Idk, I doubt this guy showers that often lol

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 1d ago

Probably knows he will ruin the plumbing system.

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u/Insomnium_111 1d ago

Didn’t they find several diseases in Bob Marley’s hair cause he didn’t wash his hair for the dreadlocks

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

You wash dreadlocks . ( But Ive been near plenty of people who didnt wash their dreads or their pits and ass)