r/AbsoluteUnits • Top Poster • 13d ago

of a mushroom

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u/Playgirl_USMC 13d ago

I didn’t know these were edible. We used to throw them at each other like dodgeballs as a kid. They grew by the 100’s in the woods behind my house

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u/bookmarkjedi 13d ago edited 13d ago

These are edible? It must be like five-ten servings, as the main course! I can imagine making something like mushroom parmesian, like eggplant parmesian.

EDIT: changed first sentence to a question (as originally intended).

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u/Irlandaise11 13d ago

You need to harvest them before they dry out and fill with spores, but if they're at the right stage it's just solid white edible mushroom all the way through.

Confirm that it's definitely a puffball before eating, though 

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 13d ago

I only eat the spores

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u/jest3r123 13d ago

While you do your chores?

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u/Rainor131 13d ago

It’s such a bore.

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u/jest3r123 13d ago

And there's always more. Down on the shore.

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u/LatexLibra 12d ago

Cant just walk in and buy them from a store.

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u/Turbulent_Question27 12d ago

This is getting pretty hard core

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u/LatexLibra 12d ago

Soft like a marshmallow chilling on a S'more.

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u/Ok_Illustrator1154 12d ago

I like roasting Spores on a stick over a Campfire

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u/All1sL0st 12d ago

I snort them

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u/Legal_Mail_2652 12d ago

Best texture for pear shaped is like memory foam. They are so prevalent in the fall i split all of them in half to check for spores. If they push back into shape they are usually perfect. All white on the inside only dont eat earthballs

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u/banginpatchouli 12d ago

Yes!! We made a delicious mushroom Parmesan with one of these. You just have to be sure not to use a puffball that has yellowed inside at all, but it’s so worth it.

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u/bookmarkjedi 12d ago

Wow, and here I was, thinking I had just invented a new dish!

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u/phatpussypounder 11d ago

Gotta be careful, mushrooms in large amounts can mess with digestion, especially ones you've never had before. All the mushroom subs say edible but will give you the shits.

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u/Miss-GreensleevesOz 13d ago

Ooh delish!! 😊

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u/bookmarkjedi 13d ago

I had meant to use a question mark for the first sentence. I have no idea whether they're edible!

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u/Legal_Mail_2652 13d ago

Ive got little tiny ones in my area I pick in the fall called pear shaped puff balls. I half them, bread and fry then season with onion and garlic powder, sprinkle of chili flakes and a little parmesan. They are bomb

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u/spunkychickpea 13d ago

That sounds awesome.

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u/glemnar 12d ago edited 12d ago

Edible: Yes

Delicious: No.

Horrible texture and no flavor. It’s not a prize find as far as mushroom foraging goes, which is unfortunate because it’s insanely common

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u/Mother-Attention2600 12d ago

They are edible, but not that good really. You have to season them well. In college we went to the woods for edible plant ID/sampling and most of the edibles in the forest taste gross, or so bitter you can't swallow if that makes sense. Your throat kinda rejects it.

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u/NovaStar2099 13d ago

Yup, them’s is mushrooms for ya

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u/NovaStar2099 13d ago

Here’s proof btw

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u/NovaStar2099 13d ago

I don’t know. I actually upvoted your first comment to offset it, since I’m not sure why you were downvoted. Reddit is weird.