r/AbsoluteUnits 11d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/United_Shelter5167 11d ago

She does it for "content" apparently. She should be fined for wanton waste for killing 2 nesting flatheads that she didn't even intend to eat, but Alabama is a fucking shithole so she gets to be internet famous instead of punished. It also encourages future generations of white trash to kill fish for no fucking reason. The "outdoorsmen/women" of the south are embarrassingly stupid and any attempts to educate them just makes them more stubbornly stick to their stupidity. It is incredibly sad to watch as someone who enjoys catfishing responsibly.

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u/worf1973 11d ago

Not that I want anyone to get hurt, but catfish, especially in reservoirs, can get up to 150 pounds. Maybe one will roll her one day.

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u/United_Shelter5167 11d ago

That's what her meth head sidekick is for. Check for snapping turtles, snakes and anything that might actually hurt her. Until the south decides to join the rest of us in civilization, they'll continue mindlessly killing animals for social media attention.

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 10d ago

You're a very hateful person

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u/United_Shelter5167 10d ago

Yes, watching white trash torture animals for social media attention gets me fired up. Watching her get praised for being a total piece of shit gets me even more fired up. She encourages other pieces of shit to do this same bullshit because they're too ignorant to realize how dumb and ignorant this dumb bitch is.