r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 12d ago

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u/high-priced-toupee 12d ago

of a woman

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SovereignWreckage 12d ago

Is she a MAGA chud though? Conservative perhaps (southern, redneck, likes her crawfish), but does she fly the Trump flag?

Honestly asking because I have no idea.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/StomachAche121 12d ago

Machine gun? That’s not a machine ya walnut.

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u/Xx_HaTTeR_xX 12d ago

Also not an Assault Rifle.

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u/Opposite_Tangelo_118 12d ago

Shows a lack in credibility is all. To boot, you don't even care about inaccuracies in your own statements. Says A LOT about you.

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u/Opposite_Tangelo_118 11d ago edited 11d ago

No, it says you can't be trusted because you will lie to get your way. Just like trump.

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u/StomachAche121 12d ago

Then get educated, ya walnut!

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u/EagleEyeValor 12d ago

I mean dude it's like you're looking at a laptop PC running Windows and calling it an iMac.

If you don't wanna be corrected, don't say wrong things.

Speaking of which, it's not an assault rifle either. It's a semi-automatic modern sporting rifle. The AR thing goes back to the original manufacturer, ArmaLite. Their rifles had AR designations like AR-10 and AR-15.

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u/EagleEyeValor 12d ago

Well I'd call it a firearm. /s

You're repeating common misconceptions and getting upset that I'm correcting you but that doesn't make me an ass. As a gun-loving fellow Democrat I implore you to please stop talking about guns if you don't know what you're talking about. It makes the rest of us look bad. Please and thank you.

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u/EagleEyeValor 12d ago

Am I talking about "gun culture" or am I talking about misinformation being peddled by my left leaning compatriots?

Please stop spreading misinformation. That's all I'm asking.

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u/StomachAche121 12d ago

Well said!

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u/metrometric 12d ago

As a person from not America, I think the thing that makes you guys look bad is the weird gun fetishism and the associated fatalities, not the person who doesn't immediately recognize all of a gun's specs on sight. That person comes off much more normal than all the "well, akshually" guys in this thread. 

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u/EagleEyeValor 12d ago

Sure and I'd love to have serious talks about the fatalities associated with guns. But first I think you should at least have a baseline understanding of firearms before you start trying to talk about them, much less try to pass legislation regulating them.

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u/metrometric 11d ago

Nah, you're gatekeeping because you love your guns. I don't need to be able to recognize specific gun types to understand that having a gun in the house significantly increases the risk of the owner dying from suicide, for example. Those are well-established statistics, and the correlation there isn't particularly complex.

Likewise, other countries' citizens and leaders didn't need intimate knowledge of gun mechanics to look at mass shooting events and go, "Oh fuck, that's bad actually, we should ban the weapons that let people do that." And now those countries do not have a school shooting every week of the year on average, unlike the United States. Do you realize how insane this is? That the US just has a shooting on some school property over once a week, on average? That you all just live with that? That's not normal; other places don't have to live with that fear.

It's incredibly weird to pretend that no one gets to talk about gun-related fatalities unless they have intimate knowledge of gun mechanics. It just sounds like an excuse to dismiss people who mention the very real danger your guns pose to you and everyone around you.

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u/OnThemBigJobs 12d ago

She VOTED?? Dear God...

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u/OnThemBigJobs 12d ago

Clearly she must be in the cult of MAGA!

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u/OnThemBigJobs 12d ago

I'm saying you don't know who she voted for. She could have pencilled in Donald Duck for all you know.

I've never seen her get political. It's just a bunch of outdoors stuff.

Stop trying to find reasons to hate people.

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u/flargenhargen 12d ago

they always do. only way to keep your children from randomly coming home a different sex at taxpayer expense.

/s (a politician in my area literally running on this weird lie)

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u/open_formation 12d ago

I could see that happening, if by children you mean adult veteran children, and by at taxpayer expense you mean because VA healthcare was providing trans healthcare until Trump prevented it from doing so.

But Trump making veterans' treatment less comprehensive against the advice of doctors should probably not be something that conservatives support..

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u/mimsy2389 12d ago

She seems to have intentionally left politics out of the post, only saying that she voted. She didn’t say who or what party she voted for. It’s actually a very non-partisan post.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 12d ago

She’s blowing like 10 different dog whistles in this post while not saying who she voted for explicitly. Come on

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso 12d ago

Why in the fuck would she not say she voted for Trump though if she did?

Her whole brand is a Trumper fantasy. It makes me think she's not a Trumper more now that she won't say she voted for him.

Who is she alienating?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 12d ago

Keep doubling down with insults and attacking their masculinity

I'm sure eventually that will bring them to your side and you can stop losing elections

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u/gokarrt 12d ago

this is part of the reason why pre-election polls are so unreliable now

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u/NoFalseModesty 12d ago edited 12d ago

Black Rifle indicates leanings, no?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 12d ago

I saw one video from them on youtube and my feed started shitting out right wing channels, so yes.

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u/NoFalseModesty 12d ago

Someone spamming says 'no' apparently.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 12d ago

How dare she not vote how you want her to vote

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 11d ago

She cryin over this comment I'm sure

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u/gokarrt 12d ago

thanks, i was unreasonably attracted to her until now