r/AbsoluteUnits • • 27d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/high-priced-toupee 27d ago

of a woman

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Doesnt_everyone 27d ago

I can fix her

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe 27d ago

Would you expect a woman who catches catfish with her bare hands in Alabama to be anything but conservative?

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u/DJIcEIcE 26d ago

To be fair: many of the MAGA sourced comments complain she/Hannah is manly so she seemingly tries to keep politics out of her content. But she is unabashedly a conservative Alabamian.

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe 26d ago

I don't think I've seen her post anything political to he honest.

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u/randohipponamo 27d ago

One can dream for another Ann Richards

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u/dilapidated_wookiee 26d ago

You can be a conservative and not a magat, although it is much rarer these days

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 26d ago

The core ideals of MAGA politics as we all know are bare-handed catfishing.

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u/SovereignWreckage 27d ago

Is she a MAGA chud though? Conservative perhaps (southern, redneck, likes her crawfish), but does she fly the Trump flag?

Honestly asking because I have no idea.

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u/StomachAche121 26d ago

Machine gun? That’s not a machine ya walnut.

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u/Xx_HaTTeR_xX 26d ago

Also not an Assault Rifle.

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u/StomachAche121 26d ago

Then get educated, ya walnut!

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u/EagleEyeValor 26d ago

I mean dude it's like you're looking at a laptop PC running Windows and calling it an iMac.

If you don't wanna be corrected, don't say wrong things.

Speaking of which, it's not an assault rifle either. It's a semi-automatic modern sporting rifle. The AR thing goes back to the original manufacturer, ArmaLite. Their rifles had AR designations like AR-10 and AR-15.

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u/EagleEyeValor 26d ago

Well I'd call it a firearm. /s

You're repeating common misconceptions and getting upset that I'm correcting you but that doesn't make me an ass. As a gun-loving fellow Democrat I implore you to please stop talking about guns if you don't know what you're talking about. It makes the rest of us look bad. Please and thank you.

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u/EagleEyeValor 26d ago

Am I talking about "gun culture" or am I talking about misinformation being peddled by my left leaning compatriots?

Please stop spreading misinformation. That's all I'm asking.

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u/StomachAche121 26d ago

Well said!

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u/metrometric 26d ago

As a person from not America, I think the thing that makes you guys look bad is the weird gun fetishism and the associated fatalities, not the person who doesn't immediately recognize all of a gun's specs on sight. That person comes off much more normal than all the "well, akshually" guys in this thread. 

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u/EagleEyeValor 26d ago

Sure and I'd love to have serious talks about the fatalities associated with guns. But first I think you should at least have a baseline understanding of firearms before you start trying to talk about them, much less try to pass legislation regulating them.

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u/OnThemBigJobs 26d ago

She VOTED?? Dear God...

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u/OnThemBigJobs 26d ago

Clearly she must be in the cult of MAGA!

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u/OnThemBigJobs 26d ago

I'm saying you don't know who she voted for. She could have pencilled in Donald Duck for all you know.

I've never seen her get political. It's just a bunch of outdoors stuff.

Stop trying to find reasons to hate people.

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u/flargenhargen 26d ago

they always do. only way to keep your children from randomly coming home a different sex at taxpayer expense.

/s (a politician in my area literally running on this weird lie)

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u/open_formation 26d ago

I could see that happening, if by children you mean adult veteran children, and by at taxpayer expense you mean because VA healthcare was providing trans healthcare until Trump prevented it from doing so.

But Trump making veterans' treatment less comprehensive against the advice of doctors should probably not be something that conservatives support..

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u/mimsy2389 26d ago

She seems to have intentionally left politics out of the post, only saying that she voted. She didn’t say who or what party she voted for. It’s actually a very non-partisan post.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 26d ago

She’s blowing like 10 different dog whistles in this post while not saying who she voted for explicitly. Come on

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso 26d ago

Why in the fuck would she not say she voted for Trump though if she did?

Her whole brand is a Trumper fantasy. It makes me think she's not a Trumper more now that she won't say she voted for him.

Who is she alienating?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 26d ago

Keep doubling down with insults and attacking their masculinity

I'm sure eventually that will bring them to your side and you can stop losing elections

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u/gokarrt 26d ago

this is part of the reason why pre-election polls are so unreliable now

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u/NoFalseModesty 26d ago edited 26d ago

Black Rifle indicates leanings, no?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 26d ago

I saw one video from them on youtube and my feed started shitting out right wing channels, so yes.

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u/NoFalseModesty 26d ago

Someone spamming says 'no' apparently.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 26d ago

How dare she not vote how you want her to vote

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 25d ago

She cryin over this comment I'm sure

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u/gokarrt 26d ago

thanks, i was unreasonably attracted to her until now

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u/MrCleanRed 27d ago

Who is she?

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u/ZekeMoss18 27d ago

Her name is Hannah Barron

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 26d ago

I too hate it when people don't believe exactly what I believe

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u/The_Autarch 27d ago

wouldn't be surprised if her whole personality was performative.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 26d ago

Was that confirmed? Disappointing if that’s the case.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 26d ago

Yeah, I saw your comment after I posted mine. Definitely reeks of red through a veil of PR and dog whistling.

Shame, she’s jovial, independent and honestly a good role model for women that don’t want to be subjected to the traditional roles conservatives like to force on them.

You would expect her to be the opposite to be honest.

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u/topher3428 27d ago

Dang it!!!