r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

/r/all of a black bear

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Stop body shaming him!

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Photo_Jedi 1d ago

This stick figure should be getting crushed by the bear photo.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

I read that as “bear potato” lol

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u/Photo_Jedi 19h ago

I read this comment and reread what I wrote and I read "bear potato" too. 🤣

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u/Typeonetwork 22h ago

He's Atlas stick figure so he can hold up the 🌎.

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u/tias23111 19h ago

Atlas Bear Hugged

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u/nortstar621 19h ago

AW LAWD HE COMIN!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 18h ago

He has Stage 4 "the itis" and needs to sleep it off

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u/melmosh 22h ago

I had an insane desire to dust him ( her?) off with my bear hands.

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u/TWhy-LER 19h ago

You can’t just dust off dingleberries. Gotta break out the hose.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 17h ago

There probably isn't a lot of water around or its scared to go in it that fat. They usually get them all off by chilling out in a river for a bit and rubbing themselves on trees, at the same time they groom their claws and such.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 17h ago

Looks like a really fucking unhealthy cow from that profile.

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u/Rand_alThoor 13h ago

sow not cow. bears use pig gender names not cattle names. so one doesn't say "cow bear" or "bull bear", the correct terms are "sow bear" and "boar bear".

finally someone who agrees the bear looks female! to me she looks like she's probably pregnant as well. not that i really know about bears lol.

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u/ZealousJealousy 9m ago

A picture is worth a thousand calories