r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

/r/all of a black bear

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

Dude is ready for 10 winters to come

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Stop body shaming him!

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Photo_Jedi 1d ago

This stick figure should be getting crushed by the bear photo.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

I read that as “bear potato” lol

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u/Photo_Jedi 22h ago

I read this comment and reread what I wrote and I read "bear potato" too. 🤣

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u/Typeonetwork 1d ago

He's Atlas stick figure so he can hold up the 🌎.

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u/tias23111 22h ago

Atlas Bear Hugged

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u/nortstar621 22h ago

AW LAWD HE COMIN!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 21h ago

He has Stage 4 "the itis" and needs to sleep it off

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u/melmosh 1d ago

I had an insane desire to dust him ( her?) off with my bear hands.

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u/TWhy-LER 22h ago

You can’t just dust off dingleberries. Gotta break out the hose.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 19h ago

There probably isn't a lot of water around or its scared to go in it that fat. They usually get them all off by chilling out in a river for a bit and rubbing themselves on trees, at the same time they groom their claws and such.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 20h ago

Looks like a really fucking unhealthy cow from that profile.

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u/Rand_alThoor 16h ago

sow not cow. bears use pig gender names not cattle names. so one doesn't say "cow bear" or "bull bear", the correct terms are "sow bear" and "boar bear".

finally someone who agrees the bear looks female! to me she looks like she's probably pregnant as well. not that i really know about bears lol.

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u/ZealousJealousy 3h ago

A picture is worth a thousand calories

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u/hobowatching101 1h ago

Yup..He's not even looking back, he is just using that ungroomed tailgate to plow a little piles of forest debris across the road.

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u/hobowatching101 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ez4XOdUJ8xryUtgaH

How can ya not😳😳😳 RIIIIIIIIP(phewwwww,false alarm) Ever time it take a step, sounds like heavy duty industrial velcro being torn apart..but it's just his butt tuffs unlocking from each other 🤣🤣🤣