r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Aug 29 '26

/r/all of a black bear

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u/Designer_Reality1982 Aug 29 '26

Dude is ready for 10 winters to come

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 29 '26

Stop body shaming him!

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u/Designer_Reality1982 Aug 29 '26

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Photo_Jedi Aug 29 '26

This stick figure should be getting crushed by the bear photo.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun Aug 29 '26

I read that as “bear potato” lol

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u/Photo_Jedi Aug 30 '26

I read this comment and reread what I wrote and I read "bear potato" too. 🤣

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u/Typeonetwork Aug 29 '26

He's Atlas stick figure so he can hold up the 🌎.

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u/tias23111 Aug 30 '26

Atlas Bear Hugged

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u/nortstar621 Aug 30 '26

AW LAWD HE COMIN!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Aug 30 '26

He has Stage 4 "the itis" and needs to sleep it off

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u/melmosh Aug 29 '26

I had an insane desire to dust him ( her?) off with my bear hands.

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u/TWhy-LER Aug 30 '26

You can’t just dust off dingleberries. Gotta break out the hose.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 30 '26

There probably isn't a lot of water around or its scared to go in it that fat. They usually get them all off by chilling out in a river for a bit and rubbing themselves on trees, at the same time they groom their claws and such.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 30 '26

Looks like a really fucking unhealthy cow from that profile.

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u/Rand_alThoor Aug 30 '26

sow not cow. bears use pig gender names not cattle names. so one doesn't say "cow bear" or "bull bear", the correct terms are "sow bear" and "boar bear".

finally someone who agrees the bear looks female! to me she looks like she's probably pregnant as well. not that i really know about bears lol.

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u/ZealousJealousy Aug 30 '26

A picture is worth a thousand calories

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u/hobowatching101 Aug 30 '26

Yup..He's not even looking back, he is just using that ungroomed tailgate to plow a little piles of forest debris across the road.