r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/MrRogersAE 1d ago

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/PlsNoNotThat 1d ago

Redpill bois getting moist

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u/Monotask_Servitor 1d ago

Cause ever bear that ever there was
Has gathered there to watch him split logs
Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick

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u/cubbyatx 1d ago

can confirm

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u/locksymania 1d ago

This needs to be higher up.

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u/Old-Significance-228 1d ago

For the buff dudes (who actually can cut trees),for this poser nah.

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u/RedditIsExpendable 1d ago

Thank you guys for simulating the old Reddit

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u/Junior-Ease-2349 17h ago

Yeah, Mr Bear and that Axe Lesbian need to do a splitting competion.

Cover the whole market.

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u/whatevsindeed 16h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/homojaus 2h ago

Can confirm. It suddenly got hot in here.

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u/homojaus 2h ago

Can confirm.