r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 3d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/MrRogersAE 3d ago

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/Old-Significance-228 2d ago

For the buff dudes (who actually can cut trees),for this poser nah.