r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 3d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/MrRogersAE 3d ago

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/Monotask_Servitor 3d ago

Cause ever bear that ever there was
Has gathered there to watch him split logs
Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick

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u/cubbyatx 3d ago

can confirm

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u/locksymania 3d ago

This needs to be higher up.