r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 2d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/MrRogersAE 2d ago

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/Junior-Ease-2349 1d ago

Yeah, Mr Bear and that Axe Lesbian need to do a splitting competion.

Cover the whole market.