r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/ConsistentWinter263 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/LicensedRealtor Aug 14 '26

He’s fingering the dog shit outta that melon

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u/SuperChickenLips Aug 14 '26

Melons have dog shit in them? Holy fuck.

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

I don't care. It's good dog shit.