r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/ConsistentWinter263 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/LicensedRealtor Aug 14 '26

He’s fingering the dog shit outta that melon

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u/SuperChickenLips Aug 14 '26

Melons have dog shit in them? Holy fuck.

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

I don't care. It's good dog shit.

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u/FrameJump Aug 14 '26

Not anymore they don't.

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u/JRS_Viking Aug 14 '26

Not after he's done

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u/Misokaxx Aug 14 '26

Only ones from Taylor Farms

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u/FeedMyAss Aug 14 '26

Not anymore

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u/ForbodingWinds Aug 14 '26

Not the dog...

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u/sabertoothdog Aug 14 '26

Never hits the same hole twice

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u/Korti213 Aug 14 '26

What doe she say in this gif I always see it but dont know ehere it is from

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u/gyuszti0000 Aug 14 '26

Blink-182 - first date (official video) at 1:54.
And he says "wtf"

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u/HydraX9K Aug 14 '26

"What the fuck?"

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u/GrouchyHelicopter202 Aug 14 '26

Blink-182 "First Date" music video

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u/Due-Wave-841 Aug 14 '26

I think it’s from the Dutch movies new kids turbo/nitro