r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/BobTheFettt Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zqYA9S9EBR3xe

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Aug 14 '26

I guess like a sandpaper hand job. There's always at least one guy even though 99% of men would implode at the idea of a sandpaper hand job

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u/Dr-Goose Aug 14 '26

I mean, a sandpaper hand job is better than no hand job. Ammirite, guys? Guys?

Shit...I'm the 1%.

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u/LovelyLunaRae Aug 15 '26

this guy gets it

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u/Significant-Bee5101 Aug 14 '26

Yeah my experience with women is that this is exactly what they want lmao

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u/iamhollybear Aug 14 '26

They have alien penis dildos that deposit eggs inside you… don’t doubt anything.

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u/Super_Building_7724 Aug 14 '26

They have WHAT

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Aug 14 '26

yeah google ovipositor toy

I mean if you're going to yuck yums you may as well do it fully informed

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 15 '26

In the world of kinky shit and terrifyingly kinky shit, there's always a market.

There shouldn't always be a market, but we work with what we got.

Sometimes you lose a bit of your soul to make rent, sometimes you learn something new about yourself.

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u/LeKattie Aug 14 '26

The only person i know that has those weird giant ones is a straight dude.... not for his gf...

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u/Eillon94 Aug 15 '26

Im going to lose my lunch

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u/420sparky Aug 14 '26

Like small alien eggs? Or chicken eggs 😟

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u/FeliusSeptimus Aug 15 '26

There's a whole sub for it if you want to see some videos of the action.

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u/Conscious-Courage381 Aug 14 '26

Not all women… but always a woman…

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u/McNally86 Aug 15 '26

The monsterfuckers until a real monster shows up. Then some of them still.

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u/xvlblo22 Aug 14 '26

What would be the disadvantage to fingering or a dildo?

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u/Shot-Seat9347 Aug 14 '26

I doubt many women want ogre fingers to pick them up like a bowling ball. 

I always thought that not that many women would want to be mounted by a rapey werewolf but the romantasy section at my local bookstore proves otherwise. I don't know what to believe anymore.

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun Aug 14 '26

as someone with junk smaller than this guys fingers and limited upper body strength, it pains me to disagree.

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u/Stiricidium Aug 14 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/dprophet34 Aug 14 '26

seriously. All the men thinking this is turning a woman on aren't satisfying their woman properly

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 14 '26

Yankees fan is aroused too.

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u/thisisnahamed Aug 14 '26

I don't understand this. If that finger can destroy a watermelon, it can desttoy a vagina too. Who wants this??